I have decided...

[clanwilliam]

...and I want to start a political party

Comments

[hano]

But then *everyone* will have to leave, leaving the entire country to you...
Ahhh, I see your cunning plan now...

[clanwilliam]

It is cunning, isn't it? I shall become the Professor of Cunning at Oxford University, since that damn fox will be sent back to wherever it originated.

[bellinghman]

Foxord?

[silly_swordsman]

That's one of those leet speek things, isn't it?

"The immigration system is so foxord up that we might as well keep the borders open"

[sollersuk]

Send all the English back to Germany! YEAH!!!

[clanwilliam]

That would be rather entertaining, wouldn't it?

Admittedly, I'm not sure where we could send m31andy. She doesn't have gills, and I think the underwater family have disowned her branch...

[m31andy]

Pfft. Gills are for wusses. I breathe through my ears...

(I'm a sixteenth Welsh - does this mean I've got to send one breast back to Monmouthshire?)

[aella_irene]

I'm a quarter Scots, and an eighth Irish, as well as the various European bits from 700 years or so back.* Anything along these lines will probably leave me in several peices.

*I am descended from the Plataganets, (and the Stanleys) through I think my great-grandmother, though it might have been my great-great. Either way, the French blood is there. And possibly Spanish. This is going to get messy...

[clanwilliam]

You DANE! Get back away and stop giving our families blonde hair that crops up 1000 years later!

[abigailb]

I saw we send the Celts back home to the Indo-European homeland too. The only reason they seem to be the original inhabitants is they actually succeeded in genociding the previous population, whereas later invasions failed at this.

[clanwilliam]

Well, most alleged Celts (like myself) are actually neolithic descendants, as the culture seems to have done a bigger shift than the people. It seems to have been more of a cultural wave, so British "Celts" are more likely to be of native central and western European descent than Indo-European. Although if we go back far enough, naturally everyone has to leave.

[abigailb]

Yeah, that's what they're finding. They're also finding that this is also somewhat true for the Saxon invasions, is my understanding. But entirely assimilating a population is also genocide.

[liadnan]

Olduvai Gorge is only about 50km long, it's going to get a bit damn crowded down there.

[clanwilliam]

Isn't that what you do already?

[clanwilliam]

Is it fair to refer to gominokouhai as Grog? Would he prefer to be Magrog?

*ducks and hides*