I have decided...
...and I want to start a political party.
One that makes the BNP look like a bunch of weedy hippies.
It's very simple. Britain for the British. Therefore everyone on this island will be obliged to subject to DNA testing and anyone with less than 50% DNA originating from the original neolithic settlers of these isles will be obliged to leave.
Yep, that means *you*. Non-European ancestry? Out! French ancestry? Out! Norse ancestry? Out! Saxon ancestry? Out! Roman ancestry? Out! (Why, yes, on this policy, I'm all right Jack, now that you ask.)
If these measures are considered too wishy washy for the general public, we will then implement our stricter policy. Only those who are direct descendants of Cheddar Man may stay.
Those who are related to assorted bog mummies may remain, but strictly only in their own homeland.
Thank you. Yes, I do look good in jackboots, don't I?
ETA: Obviously, we have not ripped off any of our policies from the People's Front of Judea. Although they are our close associates in the Eurovision parliament.
One that makes the BNP look like a bunch of weedy hippies.
It's very simple. Britain for the British. Therefore everyone on this island will be obliged to subject to DNA testing and anyone with less than 50% DNA originating from the original neolithic settlers of these isles will be obliged to leave.
Yep, that means *you*. Non-European ancestry? Out! French ancestry? Out! Norse ancestry? Out! Saxon ancestry? Out! Roman ancestry? Out! (Why, yes, on this policy, I'm all right Jack, now that you ask.)
If these measures are considered too wishy washy for the general public, we will then implement our stricter policy. Only those who are direct descendants of Cheddar Man may stay.
Those who are related to assorted bog mummies may remain, but strictly only in their own homeland.
Thank you. Yes, I do look good in jackboots, don't I?
ETA: Obviously, we have not ripped off any of our policies from the People's Front of Judea. Although they are our close associates in the Eurovision parliament.