I have decided...

Jun 04, 2009 20:20

...and I want to start a political party ( Read more... )

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burkesworks June 4 2009, 19:33:20 UTC
Cheddar Man, eh? Those bloody Euros made a croque-monsieur of him...

Yes, I do look good in jackboots, don't I?

*drools incoherently*

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clanwilliam June 4 2009, 20:16:59 UTC
There will be a Special Homeland for Yorkshire people. Seriously. You'll like it.

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hano June 4 2009, 23:42:11 UTC
But there already is a special homeland for Yorkshire people. It's called 'Yorkshire'

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akicif June 4 2009, 19:37:14 UTC
ETA: Arrgh - try thinking, then composing, and then typing, Akicif!

That's the guy from Cheddar Gorge with some amazingly high percentage of DNA in common with the neolithic body found there....

Gytha used to sell a badge saying:

Britain for the British!
Angles and Saxons Go Home!

He'd have been alright....

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clanwilliam June 4 2009, 20:18:08 UTC
Our poster boy, you mean?

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uitlander June 4 2009, 22:12:11 UTC
MESOLITHIC

OxA-814

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silly_swordsman June 4 2009, 19:41:58 UTC
I've got a big sword. Actually, I have two. Want to borrow one?

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clanwilliam June 4 2009, 19:44:13 UTC
We Do Not Trade With Foreign Warmongers!

Well, that's our slogan. Instead, can we have seekrit talks that the plebs won't find out about?

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silly_swordsman June 4 2009, 22:10:50 UTC
Certainly. The first round is on you, since that means I get to stay at least long enough to get one in.

(Did I tell you about the time I was sent to talk to a possible supplier of very expensive medical engineering equipment, to find out whether it could be integrated software-wise with into our products?

Very amicable and smooth chap, and I was mostly grunting during his chatter, as I was trying to read the interface specs. When he started going on about all these foreigners coming here to take our jobs, houses, women and benefits I looked at him in astonishment, which he must have mistaken for rapt interest, as he just ket going on about it.

After a few minutes I stood up, said "You've convinced me. I'll get another engineer to check this over, since I have to resign, sell my house, and move back to Sweden immediately" and left the room.

I told the project manager that the equipment could be integrated with our systems, and what the chap had said. Apparently, we got a bizarrely good discount when we bought the stuff.)

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aella_irene June 4 2009, 19:55:50 UTC
I think I'll be safe, as the ancestry, (that we know of) that isn't English is Scots and Irish

...Wait a minute, no it isn't! I'm descended from one of the Edwards!

*packs bags to slink off to France, my true homeland, where there are many interesting flavours of ice cream, nice wines, and good food*

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clanwilliam June 4 2009, 20:18:50 UTC
Saunter, darling, saunter. One does not slink off to France unless one is an invading army that has just had its arse collectively kicked.

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aella_irene June 4 2009, 20:34:01 UTC
Well, I will be a failed invading army, in a way...

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clanwilliam June 4 2009, 20:12:13 UTC
Indeed. And I also wonder how many BNP members would be allowed to remain in the country... Obviously, to avoid scandal, I have already committed myself to kicking out the Anglo-Saxon/Romano-Celt/half-Norman in my house.

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clanwilliam June 4 2009, 20:12:49 UTC
Although he's rather cute when he clings on to the woodwork. All attempts at evicting him have failed so far.

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gmh June 4 2009, 20:19:19 UTC
You need merely say the word, dear, and I'll be off...

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