Comments | circusofwhores: A message for the people

mmhsocommongood in circusofwhores

A message for the people

Mar 05, 2010 22:12

THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS SPONSORED BY DOC HOLLCROFT'S ONE-UP MIRACLE ELIXIRCitizens of Rapture, I feel that everything needs to come to an end sometime. I have kept an eye on this city and lovingly shared its love with you for a long time ( Read more... )

lamb is watching, gil "peensaurus" alexander, a message for the people, better than sex, dr. brigid "das wunderkind" tenenbaum, pay attention you whores, insert golf club for orgy, chubby hubby, diane "just a flesh wound" mcclintock, doc hollcroft's one-up miracle elixir, crack, sofia "tits mcgee" lamb, father simon "not gettin' any" wales, not a fake moustache, that beautiful bastard sinclair, haters gonna hate, dr. "sperminator" grossman, deformity is an aphrodisiac, pay no attention to the birds, augustus "chunky monkey" sinclair, martin "ice ice baby" finnegan, augustus "bitch tits" sinclair

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urfuckingfired March 5 2010, 21:17:33 UTC

Retiring? About damned time.

objectivismlol March 5 2010, 21:19:31 UTC

/high-fives

urfuckingfired March 5 2010, 21:23:26 UTC

/newtfist

objectivismlol March 5 2010, 21:24:47 UTC

Do you want some wine and cigars?

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objectivismlol March 5 2010, 21:18:58 UTC

You bitch.

Ah, what can I say? I'll be not at all sorry to see you go, Sofia.

Now let's open my Chateau Mouton-Rothschild 1945 to celebrate toast see you off.

mmhsocommongood March 5 2010, 21:19:44 UTC

I already spit in that. But by all means, go ahead.

objectivismlol March 5 2010, 21:22:18 UTC

DFKJSKGJDSGFD--

WHAT?!

THIS IS WORTH MORE THAN YOUR LIFE. Okay, let's not kid ourselves - you're not getting much on your life insurance policy.

mmhsocommongood March 5 2010, 21:23:15 UTC

You get bonus points if you can guess what I did to your fine cigars.

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polarsoybeans March 5 2010, 21:33:29 UTC

Well, I think the facial hair suits you. Though a big ol' handlebar moustache may look even better.

Here. I have a parting gift.

( ... )

mmhsocommongood March 5 2010, 21:44:06 UTC

That's so lovely of you, thank you very much!

Remind me to clean up that tape of you and Cherry and send you a copy in HD.

polarsoybeans March 5 2010, 22:42:57 UTC

Y-you have that in HD? I KNEW MY LIFE WASN'T MEANINGLESS AFTER ALL!

Ahem. You will be missed.

mmhsocommongood March 5 2010, 22:45:45 UTC

You'll have it in the mail by tomorrow.

You're making it sound like I died, I just stopped broadcasting in public.

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esquirethatis March 5 2010, 21:33:52 UTC

[narrows eyes]
ooc I'm putting this in whitetext to look less stupid. You're not fr rls leaving us, are you? ;-;
[suspicious look]

objectivismlol March 5 2010, 21:40:00 UTC

Don't you know that I'll always be here for you, holding you in my strong, manry arms, making sweet, sweet love to you into the wee hours of the morning, fondling your perfectly shaped moobs?

esquirethatis March 5 2010, 21:44:14 UTC

oh Andrew. You always know how to make a girl feel good. /swoon

objectivismlol March 5 2010, 21:46:27 UTC

IN MORE THAN ONE WAY. Ba-dum-tish.

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not_harry_mason March 5 2010, 21:55:35 UTC

...Am I still going to be answering to you mind-control-wise? Or does this mean Eleanor will be the one with her finger on the Enrique button?

mmhsocommongood March 5 2010, 22:01:09 UTC

What? Oh no no no, Eleanor just doesn't appreciate the music. Besides, the mind control thing was never business, I'll still be doing that in my spare time.

Incidentally, let me remind you how wonderful it is not to have a free will.

not_harry_mason March 5 2010, 22:10:31 UTC

How can she not appreciate it? It's beautihfaslahaajjnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh

esquirethatis March 5 2010, 22:33:30 UTC

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