Comments | circusofwhores: A message for the people

mmhsocommongood in circusofwhores

A message for the people

Mar 05, 2010 22:12

THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS SPONSORED BY DOC HOLLCROFT'S ONE-UP MIRACLE ELIXIRCitizens of Rapture, I feel that everything needs to come to an end sometime. I have kept an eye on this city and lovingly shared its love with you for a long time ( Read more... )

lamb is watching, gil "peensaurus" alexander, a message for the people, better than sex, dr. brigid "das wunderkind" tenenbaum, pay attention you whores, insert golf club for orgy, chubby hubby, diane "just a flesh wound" mcclintock, doc hollcroft's one-up miracle elixir, crack, sofia "tits mcgee" lamb, father simon "not gettin' any" wales, not a fake moustache, that beautiful bastard sinclair, haters gonna hate, dr. "sperminator" grossman, deformity is an aphrodisiac, pay no attention to the birds, augustus "chunky monkey" sinclair, martin "ice ice baby" finnegan, augustus "bitch tits" sinclair

Leave a comment

Back to all threads

polarsoybeans March 5 2010, 21:33:29 UTC

Well, I think the facial hair suits you. Though a big ol' handlebar moustache may look even better.

Here. I have a parting gift.

( ... )

mmhsocommongood March 5 2010, 21:44:06 UTC

That's so lovely of you, thank you very much!

Remind me to clean up that tape of you and Cherry and send you a copy in HD.

polarsoybeans March 5 2010, 22:42:57 UTC

Y-you have that in HD? I KNEW MY LIFE WASN'T MEANINGLESS AFTER ALL!

Ahem. You will be missed.

mmhsocommongood March 5 2010, 22:45:45 UTC

You'll have it in the mail by tomorrow.

You're making it sound like I died, I just stopped broadcasting in public.

polarsoybeans March 5 2010, 22:55:18 UTC

Y-you're not dead?
Fuck. In that case, I'll be taking back those condoms.

hooched_up March 5 2010, 22:56:47 UTC

More for us.

polarsoybeans March 5 2010, 22:59:38 UTC

that could be us on the package of those condoms

hooched_up March 5 2010, 23:08:04 UTC

But I'm not that ugly. ;__;

polarsoybeans March 5 2010, 23:28:55 UTC

No, of course not my beautiful son, BUT WE COULD MODEL FOR THEIR NEXT LINE OF PLEASURE RUBBER.

hooched_up March 6 2010, 00:40:48 UTC

NO ONE CAN SAY NO TO A SWEET INCESTUOUS FATHER-SON DUO~

polarsoybeans March 6 2010, 02:04:16 UTC

Because incest is the win-cest

mmhsocommongood March 5 2010, 23:00:56 UTC

O_O

Why... why would I need condoms if I was dead?!?

polarsoybeans March 5 2010, 23:13:11 UTC

We use them in the homeland to preserve the fingers and other parts of the deceased.
To be consumed in cleansing rituals.

They wouldn't work if they were filthy.

mmhsocommongood March 5 2010, 23:15:33 UTC

/facepalm

I...

/searches for a reply, gives up, turns around and walks away silently

Back to all threads