A message for the people
THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS SPONSORED BY DOC HOLLCROFT'S ONE-UP MIRACLE ELIXIR
Citizens of Rapture, I feel that everything needs to come to an end sometime. I have kept an eye on this city and lovingly shared its love with you for a long time.
Now that my daughter has sought the guidance of... some sort of glowing pastry and finally found her way around my cameras I believe there is but one thing left to do.
Family, I retire.
As of today I will officially leave the recording and broadcasting of Rapture to my daughter, Eleanor Lamb.
I will of course still keep an eye on you obsessively, everywhere, at all times with the help of Larry and his beautiful lady hawk Madonna (and their soon-to-be tiny surveillance hawk children), but everything I record will strictly be part of my private collection unless you wish to be invited for a personal screening.
That is all. It has been a wonderful time and you have been wonderful people, especially naked. Thank you.
If you are wondering about the beard, I may or may not have impersonated Andrew Ryan in the past few days and accidentally used industry-strength glue which is now impossible to get off
Citizens of Rapture, I feel that everything needs to come to an end sometime. I have kept an eye on this city and lovingly shared its love with you for a long time.
Now that my daughter has sought the guidance of... some sort of glowing pastry and finally found her way around my cameras I believe there is but one thing left to do.
Family, I retire.
As of today I will officially leave the recording and broadcasting of Rapture to my daughter, Eleanor Lamb.
I will of course still keep an eye on you obsessively, everywhere, at all times with the help of Larry and his beautiful lady hawk Madonna (and their soon-to-be tiny surveillance hawk children), but everything I record will strictly be part of my private collection unless you wish to be invited for a personal screening.
That is all. It has been a wonderful time and you have been wonderful people, especially naked. Thank you.
If you are wondering about the beard, I may or may not have impersonated Andrew Ryan in the past few days and accidentally used industry-strength glue which is now impossible to get off