After years of slogging through the water of weeping Rapture intestines pipes, and dealing with the UNDYING STENCH of its inhabitants I'm looking at you, Gil I've decided to take creative control of the abandoned wing in the Medical Pavilion...FOR THE GREATER GOOD of my germaphobia and OCD OF THE PEOPLE.
What was once a maze of leaky pipes and lootable corpses is now Rapture's first BATHHOUSE. Because desperate times call for desperate measures. And you're all crawling....
- Scrape off the crust from that one-night stand!
- Wash away your thoughts of homocidal suicide!
- Bleach your disgusting face!
- Pretend that you're not already surrounded by water ANYWAYS.
- Have delicious gay sex in one of the many sauna chambers What who said that?
- This establishment will also accommodate for the handicapped. Meaning, most of you.
ENJOY. BUT NOT TOO MUCH. *cuts ribbon*