Uncle Phil's Extraterrestrial Storytiems

[iheartufos]

Goodness, look at all these kids running around! So excited and enthusiastic - come here, all of you! 8D

/spreads out a comfy floormat, then sits on a chair in a corner and whips the following book out:

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Phil! <3

[urfuckingfired]

/waddles over

/leaps into Phil's lap and makes himself comfortable before raising all four of his hands

YUS <3

[iheartufos]

/squeaks from the adorable

Why, hello, alien child. I'm sure you'll appreciate this story!

/opens up book and begins to read

"Aliens love underpants,
Of every shape and size,
But there are no underpants in space,
So here's a big surprise..."

[urfuckingfired]

/cuddles against Phil as he listens to the story, yawning -- not because he's disinterested, but because he is tired from all the playing

/begins to purr happily, loosely curling his fat little tail around Phil's wrist

[iheartufos]

Poor thing. Maybe it's naptime for you.

/sets the book aside and pets babby Gil carefully

8D

[ladiesman1959]

Underpants? :D

[giggles uncontrollably]

I wanna hear this one!

This is a real line from that book, btw - too bad I can't locate the rest. D:

[iheartufos]

Of course, kiddo!

/reads

"Aliens love underpants,
Of every shape and size,
But there are no underpants in space,
So here's a big surprise..."

Well you better make somethin' up, pal.

[ladiesman1959]

OuO

[gaensemutter]

/looks not too interested

/remains a bit away from the other kids

/does not raise her hand too

[iheartufos]

What's the matter, kiddo? Not into aliens? We could pick out a different book, if you want. C8

[gaensemutter]

/pouts a little bit

Do you have a book about the human body? Or a book about animals?

/crosses her arms

I want to read something about things actually on this planet.

[iheartufos]

/crestfallen at her last few words
:c

Er... I think you'll like this!

[toilerpaperhair]

/just stands there looking at the man's glasses

[iheartufos]

Oh, hi, little miss. You seem oddly familiar - what's your name? c:

[toilerpaperhair]

My name is Sofia /smiles

[iheartufos]

Sofia...

Wait a minute...sweetie, is your last name Lamb?

[forcedmirror]

Are aliens real, Mr. Phil? OnO

[iheartufos]

They could be - that's up to you to decide. c:

/leans down and whispers the following into lil' Delta's ear:

They are real, but don't worry, they're pretty friendly. >>

[forcedmirror]

How do you know? Have you met them?

[iheartufos]

I haven't, but my job involves, uh, studying them and anyone who has met them.

/sets down some crayons and paper

If you met them, what do you think they'd look like, hmm? C8