Uncle Phil's Extraterrestrial Storytiems

[iheartufos]

Goodness, look at all these kids running around! So excited and enthusiastic - come here, all of you! 8D

/spreads out a comfy floormat, then sits on a chair in a corner and whips the following book out:

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Phil! <3

[urfuckingfired]

/waddles over

/leaps into Phil's lap and makes himself comfortable before raising all four of his hands

YUS <3

[iheartufos]

/squeaks from the adorable

Why, hello, alien child. I'm sure you'll appreciate this story!

/opens up book and begins to read

"Aliens love underpants,
Of every shape and size,
But there are no underpants in space,
So here's a big surprise..."

[urfuckingfired]

/cuddles against Phil as he listens to the story, yawning -- not because he's disinterested, but because he is tired from all the playing

/begins to purr happily, loosely curling his fat little tail around Phil's wrist

[iheartufos]

Poor thing. Maybe it's naptime for you.

/sets the book aside and pets babby Gil carefully

[urfuckingfired]

/grunts and reaches up, tugging Phil's hand into his mouth

/gnaws on it, purring louder

[iheartufos]

>___o

OW.

I think you should chew on this instead, little guy:

[urfuckingfired]

/sees the toy, and oh boy, it's love on first sight!

/snatches it from Phil's free hand, curling around it and licking it, cooing gleefully

dying from diabeetus <3

[iheartufos]

/caaaaaaaarefully extracts hand from Gilly's mouth

Aww. C8

/holds Gil on his lap as he plays with the alien plushie