Uncle Phil's Extraterrestrial Storytiems

[iheartufos]

Goodness, look at all these kids running around! So excited and enthusiastic - come here, all of you! 8D

/spreads out a comfy floormat, then sits on a chair in a corner and whips the following book out:

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[toilerpaperhair]

/just stands there looking at the man's glasses

[iheartufos]

Oh, hi, little miss. You seem oddly familiar - what's your name? c:

[toilerpaperhair]

My name is Sofia /smiles

[iheartufos]

Sofia...

Wait a minute...sweetie, is your last name Lamb?

[toilerpaperhair]

yes it is!

how do you know my last name?

[iheartufos]

...I think I know your mother. That is, if she's the one you're named after. o___O

[toilerpaperhair]

nope, my mother didn't name me after her, why would she do that?

[iheartufos]

/PANICS

OH GOD, DON'T TELL ME THEY-

Do you remember anything, Sofia? Anything about me - you gave me that wicked awesome diving suit!

[toilerpaperhair]

diving suit? i don't even remember having one

[iheartufos]

This doesn't look familiar at all? D8

[toilerpaperhair]

/jumps back "ah! you scared me !" /superpouts

[iheartufos]

That's odd...I thought little girls liked these suits, around these parts.

[toilerpaperhair]

well i don't! it's scary

[iheartufos]

/takes it off

Is this better?

[toilerpaperhair]

/sniffs
yes

That icon is so sad and adorable. ;u;

[iheartufos]

Aww, don't cry, sweetie.

/kneels down and hands you a tissue

Sorry for scaring you like that.