Mar 21, 2010 13:11
I'm on the hunt for a handsome fella. Since Mister Ryan just won't give me the time of day and I can't seem to find that Toasty. It seems finding men that actually have any interest in being with a pretty gal like myself around these parts is damn near impossible. Goddammit there must be someone out there. Come talk to me..
andrei "twofistedbeefcaketuna" rianofski,
sofia "my beard is choking me" lamb,
doing the nasty,
baby jane splicer,
rapture wanted ads,
the goddamn atlas,
dr. brigid "das wunderkind" tenenbaum,
oscar "both kinds! cats & women" calraca,
whores,
hector "too fuck to drunk" rodriguez,
fucking sploicers,
sofia "tits mcgee" lamb,
louie "don't bend over for soap" mcgraff,
toasty splicer,
haado gei rosie,
dr. "sperminator" grossman,
deformity is an aphrodisiac,
jacob "blow my torch" norris,
don't know if want,
andrew "tug my great chain" ryan,
jacob "40 foot dick" norris
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I only require ya to wear a large tin suit and speak to me like a fuckin' whale.
Interested?
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[ Rosie says: I fit the bill, can I come, sexy? ]
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I had to take a break from this crazy place... everyone was tryin' ta hurt me! But I'm back, Baby!
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It's hard to make it here in Rapture. You gotta make sure no one messes up that handsome face of yours! Glad to see you again, I think you're one of the only sane fellas left. This time.. no charge, babe!
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But.....while I am a man, and your maid get-up is rather flatering on you, I'm taken.
*scribbles a note* Here's my number. *runs*
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*picks up note* I'll call ya! But... Cherry is kind of intimidating.
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