Comments | circusofwhores: WANTED : A MAN

bbjane in circusofwhores

WANTED : A MAN

Mar 21, 2010 13:11

I'm on the hunt for a handsome fella. Since Mister Ryan just won't give me the time of day and I can't seem to find that Toasty. It seems finding men that actually have any interest in being with a pretty gal like myself around these parts is damn near impossible. Goddammit there must be someone out there. Come talk to me..

andrei "twofistedbeefcaketuna" rianofski, sofia "my beard is choking me" lamb, doing the nasty, baby jane splicer, rapture wanted ads, the goddamn atlas, dr. brigid "das wunderkind" tenenbaum, oscar "both kinds! cats & women" calraca, whores, hector "too fuck to drunk" rodriguez, fucking sploicers, sofia "tits mcgee" lamb, louie "don't bend over for soap" mcgraff, toasty splicer, haado gei rosie, dr. "sperminator" grossman, deformity is an aphrodisiac, jacob "blow my torch" norris, don't know if want, andrew "tug my great chain" ryan, jacob "40 foot dick" norris

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urmothergoose March 21 2010, 18:26:56 UTC

I provide talking. Very cheap. Are you interested?

bbjane March 22 2010, 03:03:55 UTC

Depends on how cheap 'very cheap' is.

urmothergoose March 22 2010, 06:52:45 UTC

How much very cheap can you afford?

bbjane March 22 2010, 20:10:57 UTC

A piece of string and a creme filled cake.

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deadtinwalking March 21 2010, 18:47:30 UTC

I have conjugal visit priv...privel...you can come sex me up in 2 weeks.

I only require ya to wear a large tin suit and speak to me like a fuckin' whale.

Interested?

hardgayroses March 21 2010, 18:51:17 UTC

Bawooo?

[ Rosie says: I fit the bill, can I come, sexy? ]

bbjane March 22 2010, 03:04:56 UTC

Fella, I don't think I can meet your requirements.

objectivismlol March 22 2010, 10:35:32 UTC

As disgusting as you are I think even he is far below you.

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mmhsocommongood March 21 2010, 19:28:11 UTC

It depends on your definition of "fella", Miss Jane. If you're interested in a retractable penis of considerable size and a broad collection of various fake beards then I'm your man.

bbjane March 22 2010, 03:08:46 UTC

Down in this dump one can't get too picky. What do your fake beards look like?

mmhsocommongood March 22 2010, 20:57:49 UTC

Whatever you want them to look like. ♥

bbjane March 22 2010, 21:16:54 UTC

How about this?

( ... )

ladiesman1959 March 21 2010, 23:31:52 UTC

Wait, no, I'm back, I'm back!
I had to take a break from this crazy place... everyone was tryin' ta hurt me! But I'm back, Baby!

dady_issus March 22 2010, 01:53:08 UTC

not everyone, I mean, I only vaguely threatened at best.

bbjane March 22 2010, 03:15:33 UTC

Ah! Honey, you've returned!
It's hard to make it here in Rapture. You gotta make sure no one messes up that handsome face of yours! Glad to see you again, I think you're one of the only sane fellas left. This time.. no charge, babe!

hooched_up March 22 2010, 10:36:32 UTC

I'm sane. And a fella. [srs frunz]

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polarsoybeans March 22 2010, 00:14:17 UTC

*Checks in man-dress* Yep. Still a man.
But.....while I am a man, and your maid get-up is rather flatering on you, I'm taken.

*scribbles a note* Here's my number. *runs*

bbjane March 22 2010, 03:18:16 UTC

Oh that's too bad, handsome.

*picks up note* I'll call ya! But... Cherry is kind of intimidating.

polarsoybeans March 22 2010, 19:56:20 UTC

Yes. We can set up a date and you can bring your maid outfit! I simply must know where you got it. I was thinking about getting one for my son.

bbjane March 22 2010, 20:40:35 UTC

Sounds good to me! I'm sure your son would look dashing in one of these maid outfits.

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