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bbjane in circusofwhores

WANTED : A MAN

Mar 21, 2010 13:11

I'm on the hunt for a handsome fella. Since Mister Ryan just won't give me the time of day and I can't seem to find that Toasty. It seems finding men that actually have any interest in being with a pretty gal like myself around these parts is damn near impossible. Goddammit there must be someone out there. Come talk to me..

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polarsoybeans March 22 2010, 00:14:17 UTC

*Checks in man-dress* Yep. Still a man.
But.....while I am a man, and your maid get-up is rather flatering on you, I'm taken.

*scribbles a note* Here's my number. *runs*

bbjane March 22 2010, 03:18:16 UTC

Oh that's too bad, handsome.

*picks up note* I'll call ya! But... Cherry is kind of intimidating.

polarsoybeans March 22 2010, 19:56:20 UTC

Yes. We can set up a date and you can bring your maid outfit! I simply must know where you got it. I was thinking about getting one for my son.

bbjane March 22 2010, 20:40:35 UTC

Sounds good to me! I'm sure your son would look dashing in one of these maid outfits.

hooched_up March 22 2010, 10:36:59 UTC

D; Papito!

polarsoybeans March 22 2010, 19:58:40 UTC

W-what? We have a similar appreciation for fashion. D:

Don't you think that maid outfit looks good on her? We could all hang out and paint our nails and have a little runway show and oh god what have you done to me--

hooched_up March 22 2010, 23:53:35 UTC

YOU BETTER NOT BE CHEATING ON MOM!

polarsoybeans March 23 2010, 19:22:02 UTC

N-NEVER! I WOULD NEVER! PAPA LOVES MAMA MORE THAN WINDEX AND OXYCLEAN!
HOW COULD YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH...PIRACY?

Go to your room! I'll be up there in five minutes with the "punishment tuna"....

hooched_up March 24 2010, 15:53:54 UTC

I DON'T WANNAAAAA! [STOMPS FOOT] YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

polarsoybeans March 24 2010, 19:37:49 UTC

*scoops you up in a giant fishing net*
Oh but I can make you.

But now it's your choice. Either go quietly to your room and await the punishment tuna, or keep struggling and end up in the cellar. The punishment cellar.

hooched_up March 24 2010, 20:09:27 UTC

You should just punish me RIGHT HERE, daddy.

polarsoybeans March 27 2010, 02:14:02 UTC

You want me to do that in public and humiliate you?
Okay then.

TROUSERS OFF, BOY.

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