Mar 21, 2010 13:11
I'm on the hunt for a handsome fella. Since Mister Ryan just won't give me the time of day and I can't seem to find that Toasty. It seems finding men that actually have any interest in being with a pretty gal like myself around these parts is damn near impossible. Goddammit there must be someone out there. Come talk to me..
andrei "twofistedbeefcaketuna" rianofski,
sofia "my beard is choking me" lamb,
doing the nasty,
baby jane splicer,
rapture wanted ads,
the goddamn atlas,
dr. brigid "das wunderkind" tenenbaum,
oscar "both kinds! cats & women" calraca,
whores,
hector "too fuck to drunk" rodriguez,
fucking sploicers,
sofia "tits mcgee" lamb,
louie "don't bend over for soap" mcgraff,
toasty splicer,
haado gei rosie,
dr. "sperminator" grossman,
deformity is an aphrodisiac,
jacob "blow my torch" norris,
don't know if want,
andrew "tug my great chain" ryan,
jacob "40 foot dick" norris
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But.....while I am a man, and your maid get-up is rather flatering on you, I'm taken.
*scribbles a note* Here's my number. *runs*
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*picks up note* I'll call ya! But... Cherry is kind of intimidating.
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Don't you think that maid outfit looks good on her? We could all hang out and paint our nails and have a little runway show and oh god what have you done to me--
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HOW COULD YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH...PIRACY?
Go to your room! I'll be up there in five minutes with the "punishment tuna"....
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Oh but I can make you.
But now it's your choice. Either go quietly to your room and await the punishment tuna, or keep struggling and end up in the cellar. The punishment cellar.
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Okay then.
TROUSERS OFF, BOY.
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