WANTED : A MAN

Mar 21, 2010 13:11

I'm on the hunt for a handsome fella. Since Mister Ryan just won't give me the time of day and I can't seem to find that Toasty. It seems finding men that actually have any interest in being with a pretty gal like myself around these parts is damn near impossible. Goddammit there must be someone out there. Come talk to me..

andrei "twofistedbeefcaketuna" rianofski, sofia "my beard is choking me" lamb, doing the nasty, baby jane splicer, rapture wanted ads, the goddamn atlas, dr. brigid "das wunderkind" tenenbaum, oscar "both kinds! cats & women" calraca, whores, hector "too fuck to drunk" rodriguez, fucking sploicers, sofia "tits mcgee" lamb, louie "don't bend over for soap" mcgraff, toasty splicer, haado gei rosie, dr. "sperminator" grossman, deformity is an aphrodisiac, jacob "blow my torch" norris, don't know if want, andrew "tug my great chain" ryan, jacob "40 foot dick" norris

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posefordaddy March 22 2010, 04:41:45 UTC
Why hellllllllllllllo there~~ I am a maaaaaan and I have handsome features maybe? I CAN SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME?

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bbjane March 22 2010, 20:55:34 UTC
Hello! Whaddaya have in mind?

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posefordaddy March 23 2010, 02:59:20 UTC
PORN?

...dinner, perhaps? Happy Noodle?

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fearmyblowtorch March 22 2010, 11:43:41 UTC
I'd help ya out honey, but I see ya already found that fella of yours.

Although you're welcome to come over to Gil's tank anytime, if ya want. *wink*

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bbjane March 22 2010, 21:07:50 UTC
Ah thanks anyway.

I might have ta take you up on that. But doesn't Gil eat splicers?

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fearmyblowtorch March 24 2010, 05:53:41 UTC
He only eats splicers that are not naughty enough.

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fuckingshrugged March 22 2010, 14:14:10 UTC
I'm not quite sure what you're gettin' at, lass, but I suppose I am a man.

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hooched_up March 22 2010, 18:15:35 UTC
[swoons]

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urmothergoose March 22 2010, 20:19:13 UTC
[SNORT]

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bbjane March 22 2010, 21:14:19 UTC
Ya aren't the sharpest tool in the shed.

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