Comments | circusofwhores: ALRIGHT, LADIES.

broadwaytoast in circusofwhores

ALRIGHT, LADIES.

Mar 19, 2010 01:29

I EXPECT ALL OF THE WOMEN OF RAPTURE TO BE IN FORT FROLIC IN NO LESS THAN TEN MINUTES.

THERE WILL BE NO EXCEPTIONS.

ALL OF YOU MUST BE NAKED, OR I WILL BE VERY, VERY ANGRY ( Read more... )

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esquirethatis March 19 2010, 07:36:51 UTC

Holy Christ.

What am I ON!?

broadwaytoast March 19 2010, 07:42:47 UTC

Whatever does that mean, you foul penis-touting whore disgusting fat-cat soulless douche... uh...

.......whatever does that mean?

objectivismlol March 19 2010, 07:46:10 UTC

Excuse you that is my penis-touting whore.

broadwaytoast March 19 2010, 07:47:01 UTC

Excuse you that just makes him fouler.

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objectivismlol March 19 2010, 07:43:18 UTC

What in the dicksicle is going on here?

broadwaytoast March 19 2010, 07:44:12 UTC

Oh, it's you.

objectivismlol March 19 2010, 07:45:23 UTC

Yes, I can tell you're already impressed. /slides on shades

broadwaytoast March 19 2010, 07:46:15 UTC

Try again, you dried-up old hag.

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hardgayroses March 19 2010, 07:48:12 UTC

:D!

[AND NOW YOU HAVE A ROSIE STANDING TO ATTENTION IN FORT FROLIC. AND NO, THIS IS NOT A WOMAN but a mighty fine sexbot.]

broadwaytoast March 19 2010, 07:50:12 UTC

...Well, your name is Rosie.

...It shall have to do. *hmph!*

hardgayroses March 19 2010, 07:52:30 UTC

Bawoooo! :D

[Rosie Says: "Sooo.~ What do I need to do?" HAVE A GAY HANDFLIP.]

broadwaytoast March 19 2010, 07:57:28 UTC

*snap! snap!* Keep up with me. You are to be my personal assistant.

Those fingers of yours had better. not. fumble. when we do stitching and penmanship for our projects.

I'm going to call you Rose, and you shall be my Rose. Should I see you batting an eye-light at any other woman, I shall promptly fire you, Gil Alexander-style. *turn! swish! serious point!* AM I UNDERSTOOD?

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betterthancohen March 19 2010, 08:14:11 UTC

What... the bloody hell is going on in here.

broadwaytoast March 19 2010, 08:17:09 UTC

WELL.

WELL.

I DIDN'T THINK I'D SEE YOU DOWN IN FROLIC AFTER I KICKED YOUR SKANK ASS OUT.

OHWELL. COME ON, GET NAKED! CHOPCHOP!

betterthancohen March 19 2010, 08:19:43 UTC

You (whichever one of you mime-like parasites) didn't kick me out, you didn't do anything to me, save perhaps getting your knickers in a twist and trying to kill me, but you couldn't even do THAT yourself. I'm a lot tougher than you think though, thankfully.

... you cannot be serious.

broadwaytoast March 19 2010, 08:22:18 UTC

I could have sworn they drug that nasty, matted wig you call your hair out days ago. *bitchscowl!*

I am. Quite. And should you fail to comply, Rose will do it for you.

ROOOOOOSE!

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mmhsocommongood March 19 2010, 08:29:28 UTC

/rubs temples
I'm... going to need some actual Aspirin now.

objectivismlol March 19 2010, 08:30:11 UTC

For once in my life I actually sympathise with you and have plenty of drugs to share. Cheers.

mmhsocommongood March 19 2010, 08:42:58 UTC

/downs half the bottle
She's.... she's staring at me with her crazy artist eyes.

objectivismlol March 19 2010, 08:44:44 UTC

Oh, fuck, you're right. Quick, pretend to be straight to throw her off your scent.

/dramatically kisses Sofia!

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