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broadwaytoast in circusofwhores

ALRIGHT, LADIES.

Mar 19, 2010 01:29

I EXPECT ALL OF THE WOMEN OF RAPTURE TO BE IN FORT FROLIC IN NO LESS THAN TEN MINUTES.

THERE WILL BE NO EXCEPTIONS.

ALL OF YOU MUST BE NAKED, OR I WILL BE VERY, VERY ANGRY ( Read more... )

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betterthancohen March 19 2010, 08:14:11 UTC

What... the bloody hell is going on in here.

broadwaytoast March 19 2010, 08:17:09 UTC

WELL.

WELL.

I DIDN'T THINK I'D SEE YOU DOWN IN FROLIC AFTER I KICKED YOUR SKANK ASS OUT.

OHWELL. COME ON, GET NAKED! CHOPCHOP!

betterthancohen March 19 2010, 08:19:43 UTC

You (whichever one of you mime-like parasites) didn't kick me out, you didn't do anything to me, save perhaps getting your knickers in a twist and trying to kill me, but you couldn't even do THAT yourself. I'm a lot tougher than you think though, thankfully.

... you cannot be serious.

broadwaytoast March 19 2010, 08:22:18 UTC

I could have sworn they drug that nasty, matted wig you call your hair out days ago. *bitchscowl!*

I am. Quite. And should you fail to comply, Rose will do it for you.

ROOOOOOSE!

betterthancohen March 19 2010, 08:26:37 UTC

[looks flabbergasted for a long moment]

[attacks!]

NOT THIS TIME, BITCH!

broadwaytoast March 19 2010, 08:29:31 UTC

YYYYYYYYAAAAA DIE YOU TALENTLESS BITCH

*claws! teeth! general scariness!*

betterthancohen March 19 2010, 08:32:19 UTC

SCREW YOU, YOU WASHED-UP HACK! I'M GOING TO RUIN YOUR FACE!

[pulls hair!]

broadwaytoast March 19 2010, 08:34:46 UTC

I'LL KILL YOU YOU CROONING WHORE

*slaps face!*

..... my god, you're beautiful when you're screaming at me.

betterthancohen March 19 2010, 08:39:36 UTC

WHORE? YOU'RE THE ONE TRYING TO GET BETWEEN THE THIGHS OF EVERY LADY IN RAPTURE, HOMOSEXUAL FREAK!

[bites shoulder!]

... w-what!

hardgayroses March 19 2010, 16:02:38 UTC

Bawooo?- D:< BAWOOOO!

[Rosie says: Yes, Miss Cohe- DKHGV DID SHE JUST ATTACK YOU? THAT WHORE.]

betterthancohen March 22 2010, 18:17:22 UTC

[throws a wrench at Rosie]

I HEARD THAT, TINSKANK!

hardgayroses March 22 2010, 18:25:12 UTC

BAWOOOOOOOOOOOO! D:<

[ "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SKANK, YOU SKANK!" /BACKHANDS ]

betterthancohen March 22 2010, 19:11:31 UTC

[gets knocked into a pile of Sandy Cohen's fake breasts]

GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND!

[chucks them]

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