Then next time you might want to invest the same amount of care into cleaning your moustache - and don't even try any of the "it's just soup/milk/gene tonic" lines, because I can tell the difference
IF IT WAS ANY STRAIGHTER I WOULD GET PREGNANT FROM THE SHEER FORCE OF ALL THE STRAIGHTNESS HERE! Or the lizard-DNA. Which reminds me, you should probably avoid looking directly into my eyes, just in case.
Is she gone? The straight is making my head hurt. Or maybe that's just you POKING ME IN THE EYE. Your father is so much better at this than you are and I can't imagine why, because it's not the lack of practice...
I'm... going to need some actual Aspirin now.
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She's.... she's staring at me with her crazy artist eyes.
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/dramatically kisses Sofia!
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MMMHHHH, STRAIGHT-A-LICIOUS!
/EMBRACES
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IT IS SO STRAIGHT IN HERE I MIGHT GET MARRIED! NOT!
/COMBS FINGER THROUGH HAIR
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IF IT WAS ANY STRAIGHTER I WOULD GET PREGNANT FROM THE SHEER FORCE OF ALL THE STRAIGHTNESS HERE! Or the lizard-DNA. Which reminds me, you should probably avoid looking directly into my eyes, just in case.
/BENDS KNEE
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THANK GOODNESS I BROUGHT PROTECTION... And by protection I mean these protective sunglasses. If they work on basilisks, they work on you.
/POKES EYE
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BLAH BLAH STRAIGHT BLAH BLAH
/DOES SOMETHING STRAIGHT TO RYAN
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