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ALRIGHT, LADIES.

Mar 19, 2010 01:29

I EXPECT ALL OF THE WOMEN OF RAPTURE TO BE IN FORT FROLIC IN NO LESS THAN TEN MINUTES.

THERE WILL BE NO EXCEPTIONS.

ALL OF YOU MUST BE NAKED, OR I WILL BE VERY, VERY ANGRY ( Read more... )

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mmhsocommongood March 19 2010, 08:29:28 UTC

/rubs temples
I'm... going to need some actual Aspirin now.

objectivismlol March 19 2010, 08:30:11 UTC

For once in my life I actually sympathise with you and have plenty of drugs to share. Cheers.

mmhsocommongood March 19 2010, 08:42:58 UTC

/downs half the bottle
She's.... she's staring at me with her crazy artist eyes.

objectivismlol March 19 2010, 08:44:44 UTC

Oh, fuck, you're right. Quick, pretend to be straight to throw her off your scent.

/dramatically kisses Sofia!

mmhsocommongood March 19 2010, 09:01:25 UTC

Dammit, Andrew! I saw what you just did to Sinclair with that mouth! I mean uh...

MMMHHHH, STRAIGHT-A-LICIOUS!

/EMBRACES

objectivismlol March 19 2010, 09:28:19 UTC

Damnit, Sofia, I have very good oral hygiene, don't insult me!

IT IS SO STRAIGHT IN HERE I MIGHT GET MARRIED! NOT!

/COMBS FINGER THROUGH HAIR

mmhsocommongood March 19 2010, 13:15:18 UTC

Then next time you might want to invest the same amount of care into cleaning your moustache - and don't even try any of the "it's just soup/milk/gene tonic" lines, because I can tell the difference

IF IT WAS ANY STRAIGHTER I WOULD GET PREGNANT FROM THE SHEER FORCE OF ALL THE STRAIGHTNESS HERE! Or the lizard-DNA. Which reminds me, you should probably avoid looking directly into my eyes, just in case.

/BENDS KNEE

objectivismlol March 19 2010, 18:48:53 UTC

That explains a lot about what you do with your freetime, Dr. Lamb. :I

THANK GOODNESS I BROUGHT PROTECTION... And by protection I mean these protective sunglasses. If they work on basilisks, they work on you.

/POKES EYE

mmhsocommongood March 19 2010, 19:13:22 UTC

Is she gone? The straight is making my head hurt. Or maybe that's just you POKING ME IN THE EYE. Your father is so much better at this than you are and I can't imagine why, because it's not the lack of practice...

BLAH BLAH STRAIGHT BLAH BLAH

/DOES SOMETHING STRAIGHT TO RYAN

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