From Eleanor's Corner

[fightthefamily]

Pillows Are Now Banned from Rapture!

Thats right everyone.
BANNED. And here's why.

About one week ago I was minding my own buisness and going around to check my camera's and suddenly someone I bet it was you mother  or maybe you Newty Boy Came up behind me and suffocated me until I fell unconcious to their feet tentacles

Anyway, to continue my story, I

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[1st_protagonist]

Kid.

When I say try the drugs down here...

I don't mean all at once.

[floodingisfun]

I reckon Lamb cut off too much oxygen to her brain.

[mmhsocommongood]

Why Stanley, I almost didn't see you there! You look lovely today, only your tie seems a little loose, would you like me to tighten it for you?

[floodingisfun]

Woah woah back off lady.

[his haaands at the level of his eeeyes]

[mmhsocommongood]

Eleanor, are you quite alright? Did you take some of my special aspirin, the purple ones I told you not to touch?

I'm a little worried, I believe we should run some tests, just in case... just in case pumping you full of all that Adam is starting to have some side effects after all, even though it went so well for everyone else who did it.

Oh God, it's just like that time Gilbert told me he'd found a magical place in his wardrobe and the next day he was sprouting a third arm.

[fightthefamily]

I'm fine, I'm pretty sure my brain is as good as its going to get while I'm down here...

/blinks

Purple pills...? Nuh-uh didn't touch your ecstasy meds mother.

Oh hey I know about that too, I met some big talking lion and a queen that was very much like you in there.

[mmhsocommongood]

Alright, I suppose I will have to take your word for it.

Just... do let me know if you grow more limbs than usual and try not to bother people with your magical discoveries too much.

[fightthefamily]

Alright, i'll be sure to tell you. By the way did you notice that One of the splicers has recently been hoarding an odd gold ring?

[not_harry_mason]

...Eleanor, love. Maybe... maybe you should have a lie down and a glass of water. You sound a bit ill, and your holiday snaps are breaking the table. :c

[urmothergoose]

Vater, why do you call my child love?

Is there some candy necklace things going on that I do not know?

[fightthefamily]

When did you adopt me Ms. Tenenbaum? It doesnt really matter because I'm totally alright with it, I know your a better mother then mine.

[urmothergoose]

Oh since that one time when you kiss my mustache passionately and rub my bald fake skin romantically.

It is true, even a dead cat is better Mutter than yours.

[dady_issus]

<3 <3 miss elenore
I'm soo glad you came back form the surface safe and sound.
and trust me when i say that I will personaly take out anyone with a pillow

you look nice today O///O

[fightthefamily]

Why thank you big sister or is it me? Yay I finally have a twin!

I think this cursed paper will take care of the majority of the pillows, but your concern is very much appreciated! I'll hold you to help ridding Rapture of the vile things.

[dady_issus]

of course i will I WILL BRING DEATH UPON THE PILLOWS AND STAND MY YOUR BIGHT ENCHANTING EYES

SIDE I MEAN SIDE

[fightthefamily]

Heehee~
Thank you dearie!

Although You might have to fight Tenenbaum for my love

[betterthancohen]

Oh, you poor little darling, has your mother been sticking durgs in your tea again?

[yerallsinners]

...

Not exactly.

[betterthancohen]

... and what's that supposed to mean? [eyetwitch]

[yerallsinners]

...

Would ye like this milkshake?