From Eleanor's Corner
Pillows Are Now Banned from Rapture!
Thats right everyone.
BANNED. And here's why.
About one week ago I was minding my own buisness and going around to check my camera's and suddenly someone I bet it was you mother or maybe you Newty Boy Came up behind me and suffocated me until I fell unconcious to their feet tentacles
Anyway, to continue my story, I had very little perception of what was around me, so I had no Idea where I was going. When I finally awoke I was adrift in a small boat on the surface. Can you believe my suprise when I saw the surface! I'd never been there, it was just so well... bright, and real, sorry I digress.
Next I knew A storm hit and I fainted again as I hit my head. Awaking a second time I couldn't believe what I saw. It was a huge ass castle!
Yah so weird-ass place. Bringing my boat ashore I stood amazed because the first thing I ever saw on the surface was this fucking castle!
Some ugly guy with a cat found me and started ranting about 'muggles' or whatever that is, and how it was impossible that I was there, and dragged me in to see the head mistress, a very scary woman in pink.
Doesn't she look toady? she reminds me of mother
She has scary cat plates too.
She was very surprised to see me and asked me how I got here, So I told her all about Rapture and all about how I was suffocated! She told me she had great sway over what when on in the world (who was I to doubt her) and she handed me this:
She said its a binding magical contract and that all who tried to disobey this contract would get a serious hair issue (like the one mother has) and if a pillow was brought withing 100 ft of me it would incinerate.
Seeing how crazy this world was I hopped in my boat and came back to Rapture with the help of this Navy guy named Popeye.
So all in all, my past week was very difficult, I met lots of new people, and hope to god my cameras are still in place or I will personally castrate every man in Rapture.
Much love,
Eleanor
Thats right everyone.
BANNED. And here's why.
About one week ago I was minding my own buisness and going around to check my camera's and suddenly someone I bet it was you mother or maybe you Newty Boy Came up behind me and suffocated me until I fell unconcious to their feet tentacles
Anyway, to continue my story, I had very little perception of what was around me, so I had no Idea where I was going. When I finally awoke I was adrift in a small boat on the surface. Can you believe my suprise when I saw the surface! I'd never been there, it was just so well... bright, and real, sorry I digress.
Next I knew A storm hit and I fainted again as I hit my head. Awaking a second time I couldn't believe what I saw. It was a huge ass castle!
Yah so weird-ass place. Bringing my boat ashore I stood amazed because the first thing I ever saw on the surface was this fucking castle!
Some ugly guy with a cat found me and started ranting about 'muggles' or whatever that is, and how it was impossible that I was there, and dragged me in to see the head mistress, a very scary woman in pink.
Doesn't she look toady? she reminds me of mother
She has scary cat plates too.
She was very surprised to see me and asked me how I got here, So I told her all about Rapture and all about how I was suffocated! She told me she had great sway over what when on in the world (who was I to doubt her) and she handed me this:
She said its a binding magical contract and that all who tried to disobey this contract would get a serious hair issue (like the one mother has) and if a pillow was brought withing 100 ft of me it would incinerate.
Seeing how crazy this world was I hopped in my boat and came back to Rapture with the help of this Navy guy named Popeye.
So all in all, my past week was very difficult, I met lots of new people, and hope to god my cameras are still in place or I will personally castrate every man in Rapture.
Much love,
Eleanor