From Eleanor's Corner

[fightthefamily]

Pillows Are Now Banned from Rapture!

Thats right everyone.
BANNED. And here's why.

About one week ago I was minding my own buisness and going around to check my camera's and suddenly someone I bet it was you mother  or maybe you Newty Boy Came up behind me and suffocated me until I fell unconcious to their feet tentacles

Anyway, to continue my story, I

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[mmhsocommongood]

Eleanor, are you quite alright? Did you take some of my special aspirin, the purple ones I told you not to touch?

I'm a little worried, I believe we should run some tests, just in case... just in case pumping you full of all that Adam is starting to have some side effects after all, even though it went so well for everyone else who did it.

Oh God, it's just like that time Gilbert told me he'd found a magical place in his wardrobe and the next day he was sprouting a third arm.

[fightthefamily]

I'm fine, I'm pretty sure my brain is as good as its going to get while I'm down here...

/blinks

Purple pills...? Nuh-uh didn't touch your ecstasy meds mother.

Oh hey I know about that too, I met some big talking lion and a queen that was very much like you in there.

[mmhsocommongood]

Alright, I suppose I will have to take your word for it.

Just... do let me know if you grow more limbs than usual and try not to bother people with your magical discoveries too much.

[fightthefamily]

Alright, i'll be sure to tell you. By the way did you notice that One of the splicers has recently been hoarding an odd gold ring?

[mmhsocommongood]

No, Eleanor, no I did not notice that.

[fightthefamily]

I think the poor fella needs psycho therapy, keeps mumbling about his precious something or other...

On second thought, why do I fear you having that ring?

[mmhsocommongood]

I don't know. Was it a cock ring? I already have one of those.

[fightthefamily]

No it wasn't, but then again the only one who could use it for that purpose is Mr. Sinclai, whom despite his bragging, has a very puny girth