Um, hi. This is Phil Isidore, radioing from call number Zebra-Niner-Zebra-Uncle-Foxtrot-Oscar.
Anybody seen a guy named Mark Meltzer? His daughter Cindy got kidnapped some time ago and I helped him track down any helpful info. When he found out where she was, he took a cruise on a ship called the Nellie Bly.
He left a bunch of notes and pictures
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It's a little hard for me to go home, just getting here was pretty damn tough.
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/STERN
What's it to you? Did anyone invite you down here?
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Incidentally, if the leaks worry you I would be more than happy to provide you with one of our special diving suits - they are the latest fashion down here and Mark really recommends them, too!
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He told you all about me? Squee!
I d-don't know about those diving suits - they look awfully hot and heavy. And I'm kinda used to the leaks already.
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Hot and heavy you say? That describes a lot down here, actually. Don't underestimate our technology, it is so much more comfortable than it looks as I'm sure your dear friend Mark can confirm.
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Um...I think I'll ask Mark first. J-just to be safe. I'm getting bad vibes off of this.
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Woah.
No way.
Phil?
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Is that you? In the diving suit?
I knew I'd find you down here! Studying the notes you left in your underwear drawer on your desk proved me right!
/tackleglomp
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/REUNION HUGS
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What's been going on? Why are you in that diving suit - Dr. Lamb wants me to wear one, too, is it really as comfortable and safe as she said? Did you find Cindy? Is she okay?
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Your sister was not taken by little green men.
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Am I allowed to see? Or do I need some sort of official ID or clearance? I'm the head of the National Unidentified Flying Object Society in Baltimore. Need my card? I got it right here next to Mark's lucky pair of boxers.
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No, who am I kidding, we'll never want your opinion.
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