Um, hi. This is Phil Isidore, radioing from call number Zebra-Niner-Zebra-Uncle-Foxtrot-Oscar.
Anybody seen a guy named Mark Meltzer? His daughter Cindy got kidnapped some time ago and I helped him track down any helpful info. When he found out where she was, he took a cruise on a ship called the Nellie Bly.
He left a bunch of notes and pictures
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It's a little hard for me to go home, just getting here was pretty damn tough.
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/STERN
What's it to you? Did anyone invite you down here?
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I just want to know where Mark is, that's all. So I can steal his pants and stalk him some more help him find his daughter. I know in my heart he's alive.
I'll just find him and get out of here and not tell anyone, if that's what you want.
/nervous twitching
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I'm afraid I can't let you simply leave Rapture. No, no, you've stumbled across something far too important... Don't mind the leaks.
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W-what do you mean, Mr. Ryan? That is your name right? You look like that statue up in the lighthouse. I c-can't just leave? What's so important about keeping it a secret, there's so much exciting stuff here, and it could be used for science and you could share it with the world and-
Wait. M-maybe that's why you don't want me to leave. You don't want the truth to be out.
Oh crap.
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If I take off my clothes, will Mark be around to see? I don't want to strip for nothing.
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If he does not see it, my camera hawks certainly will and I promise to deliver the material to your friend
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But, I guess it's better to not argue. Just in case you'll kill me if I don't.
/strips
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Phil, please, I am one of the few reasonable people down here who welcome discussion and violence would hardly be the appropriate response to a well-presented argument. I'm sad to notice that you seem to perceive our city and its inhabitants in a very negative light and while I cannot pretend that everyone here is a good person I can at least speak for myself when I say that I have never killed anybody. *cough*permanently*cough*
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And that grenade launcher you mentioned earlier sounds cool - I can pretend I'm fighting aliens with it!
/cannonballs into tank
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Now, let me just put on a little music for you while you swim a couple of laps.
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