Missing: Mark G. Meltzer

[iheartufos]

Um, hi. This is Phil Isidore, radioing from call number Zebra-Niner-Zebra-Uncle-Foxtrot-Oscar.

Anybody seen a guy named Mark Meltzer? His daughter Cindy got kidnapped some time ago and I helped him track down any helpful info. When he found out where she was, he took a cruise on a ship called the Nellie Bly.

He left a bunch of notes and pictures

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[mmhsocommongood]

Mr. Isidore, I'm so glad you arrived! My name is Dr. Sofia Lamb and Mark has told me so much about you. He is perfectly fine by the way and I am sure you will meet him soon.

Incidentally, if the leaks worry you I would be more than happy to provide you with one of our special diving suits - they are the latest fashion down here and Mark really recommends them, too!

[iheartufos]

I found him, but thank you anyway, Dr. Lamb.

He told you all about me? Squee!

I d-don't know about those diving suits - they look awfully hot and heavy. And I'm kinda used to the leaks already.

[mmhsocommongood]

You may be okay with the leaks now, but you never know when the next psychopath comes along, smashes a pipe and sends hundreds and hundreds of people to their watery graves just because he found out that hitting a note seems so much easier accomplished when you're drunk.

Hot and heavy you say? That describes a lot down here, actually. Don't underestimate our technology, it is so much more comfortable than it looks as I'm sure your dear friend Mark can confirm.

[iheartufos]

Oh. Oh dear. There's that many psychopaths walking around? Isn't there any police force down here? Or military or something? Is that why I nearly got killed earlier?

Um...I think I'll ask Mark first. J-just to be safe. I'm getting bad vibes off of this.

[mmhsocommongood]

If you worry about your safety then I can only recommend the suit all the more. Police, military,... don't they just pale in comparison to your own rocket launcher?

Mr. Isidore, I can assure you that I have only the very best intentions, but I completely understand that you would rather consult your dear friend first, so by all means, go ahead.