Comments | circusofwhores: ... I need some help again.

esquirethatis in circusofwhores

... I need some help again.

Mar 08, 2010 12:56

..I'm sure some of you have heard, but I now have..

ah...

...what's the best possible way to put this. ah..

a vagina.

I'm basically a hermaphrodite now, pretty much, with one goddamned breast. I'd greatly appreciate it if SOMEONE could get rid of the other one, so I at least look SOMEWHAT hot normal.

And ignore my oddly padded knees. I'm ( Read more... )

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polarsoybeans March 8 2010, 22:07:35 UTC

If you need help removing the boob, I'll be over here in my corner of rusty and sharp shiny medical equiptment.

.......................I'd say, make the best use of that vagina while you have it. *squints*

esquirethatis March 9 2010, 06:10:10 UTC

.... Only if I don't get tetanus or some other horrible form of any disease ever from you.

polarsoybeans March 11 2010, 01:36:48 UTC

The tetanus is gonna cost you extra.

I can assure you that it will be a decision you won't regret...I can even give you a cool jar to keep it in if you're feeling sentimental.

hooched_up March 8 2010, 22:11:03 UTC

Since you've got a bun in the oven an' haven't invited anyone to the baby shower yet, I went ahead an' got you somethin' nice, Misster Sinclair.

( ... )

esquirethatis March 9 2010, 06:09:38 UTC

...

I am going.

To have you killed.

hooched_up March 9 2010, 06:11:51 UTC

Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, I was trying to be nice, pal!

urmothergoose March 9 2010, 10:27:44 UTC

Mister Lowmoralwhore, I hope you now learn a lesson that Herr Sinclair only likes when people are acting dirty to him.

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stoodupagain March 8 2010, 23:45:30 UTC

You have a... pffffthahahahaha

W-well, I think Steinman had an extra breast put aside for me, maybe you could have that? At least you'd be more [ snicker ] symmetrical.

esquirethatis March 9 2010, 06:08:31 UTC

[crazy eyes]

NO. NO breasts. That's what I want. NONE.

greatchainmyass March 9 2010, 00:07:19 UTC

... So are yer wishin' to be a woman or a man... ?

esquirethatis March 9 2010, 06:09:22 UTC

I just want the breast gone.

And maybe some help with the knees, because I'm bleedin' everywhere and that just can't be good.

greatchainmyass March 9 2010, 14:13:42 UTC

Well I have a knife.

Maybe you should... get that... checked out...

esquirethatis March 9 2010, 17:27:15 UTC

...I also don't want t'die of blood loss from someone who's just cuttin' away.

If I wanted that, I'd go back t'Steinman.

....Prrroooobably. [giggle] 'M feelin' wooooooozyyyyyy~

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urmothergoose March 9 2010, 01:34:27 UTC

There seems something wrong. I do not see appreciation line of screaming Colleague Steinman fans ask for his autographs.

Because I would join one for doing such good job for introducing pain of Rapture ladies to most heated male around.

I could undo it, but...

Do you prefer pad or tampon?

esquirethatis March 9 2010, 06:11:10 UTC

...

I may also have you killed.

I only have a vagina, anyways. And I may or may not be pregnant.

urfuckingfired March 9 2010, 06:48:09 UTC

[whistles innocently]

esquirethatis March 9 2010, 17:25:35 UTC

I've been meanin' t'ask you about that.

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