..I'm sure some of you have heard, but I now have..
ah...
...what's the best possible way to put this. ah..
a vagina.
I'm basically a hermaphrodite now, pretty much, with one goddamned breast. I'd greatly appreciate it if SOMEONE could get rid of the other one, so I at least look SOMEWHAT hot normal.
And ignore my oddly padded knees. I'm
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.......................I'd say, make the best use of that vagina while you have it. *squints*
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I can assure you that it will be a decision you won't regret...I can even give you a cool jar to keep it in if you're feeling sentimental.
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I am going.
To have you killed.
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W-well, I think Steinman had an extra breast put aside for me, maybe you could have that? At least you'd be more [ snicker ] symmetrical.
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NO. NO breasts. That's what I want. NONE.
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And maybe some help with the knees, because I'm bleedin' everywhere and that just can't be good.
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Maybe you should... get that... checked out...
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If I wanted that, I'd go back t'Steinman.
....Prrroooobably. [giggle] 'M feelin' wooooooozyyyyyy~
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Because I would join one for doing such good job for introducing pain of Rapture ladies to most heated male around.
I could undo it, but...
Do you prefer pad or tampon?
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I may also have you killed.
I only have a vagina, anyways. And I may or may not be pregnant.
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