Comments | circusofwhores: ... I need some help again.

esquirethatis in circusofwhores

... I need some help again.

Mar 08, 2010 12:56

..I'm sure some of you have heard, but I now have..

ah...

...what's the best possible way to put this. ah..

a vagina.

I'm basically a hermaphrodite now, pretty much, with one goddamned breast. I'd greatly appreciate it if SOMEONE could get rid of the other one, so I at least look SOMEWHAT hot normal.

And ignore my oddly padded knees. I'm ( Read more... )

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urfuckingfired March 8 2010, 20:05:07 UTC

I will always be there for you, love, even if you have a vagina. That's just another interesting place for me to stick my penises when they grow back.

esquirethatis March 8 2010, 20:08:33 UTC

Oh Gil. I knew you loved me. <3

I have no plans t'lose the vagina anyways. It made me think of you. Oh the fun we will have!

not_harry_mason March 8 2010, 20:09:14 UTC

WHAT

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WHAT

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esquirethatis March 8 2010, 20:11:57 UTC

I DON'T EVEN KNOW

I WAS TIED T'A CHAIR, AND STEINMAN DOUSED ME WITH SOMETHIN'

AND WHEN I WOKE UP? BOOM. VAGINA.

CALM DOWN, MY LOVE, IT'S ALRIGHT! We'll make do. WE HAVE TO.

not_harry_mason March 8 2010, 20:18:01 UTC

...I AM GOING TO THROW THAT MAN OUT OF A WINDOW.

urfuckingfired March 8 2010, 20:18:34 UTC

I reckon that it is rather intriguing.

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*screeches* mmhsocommongood March 8 2010, 20:37:33 UTC

/drops crumpled paper

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objectivismlol March 8 2010, 20:45:59 UTC

This is oddly arousing and I don't know how I feel about this.

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esquirethatis March 9 2010, 06:10:24 UTC

you do.

objectivismlol March 9 2010, 06:41:19 UTC

Maybe you just want me to.

1st_protagonist March 8 2010, 21:09:45 UTC

^^^ BRB, MAKING THIS FACE FOREVER.

STEINMAN, DUDE, THA FUCK. DB

esquirethatis March 8 2010, 22:00:15 UTC

Trust me, son. I know.