... I need some help again.

Mar 08, 2010 12:56

..I'm sure some of you have heard, but I now have..

ah...

...what's the best possible way to put this. ah..

a vagina.

I'm basically a hermaphrodite now, pretty much, with one goddamned breast. I'd greatly appreciate it if SOMEONE could get rid of the other one, so I at least look SOMEWHAT hot normal.

And ignore my oddly padded knees. I'm ( Read more... )

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greatchainmyass March 9 2010, 00:07:19 UTC
... So are yer wishin' to be a woman or a man... ?

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esquirethatis March 9 2010, 06:09:22 UTC
I just want the breast gone.

And maybe some help with the knees, because I'm bleedin' everywhere and that just can't be good.

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greatchainmyass March 9 2010, 14:13:42 UTC
Well I have a knife.

Maybe you should... get that... checked out...

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esquirethatis March 9 2010, 17:27:15 UTC
...I also don't want t'die of blood loss from someone who's just cuttin' away.

If I wanted that, I'd go back t'Steinman.

....Prrroooobably. [giggle] 'M feelin' wooooooozyyyyyy~

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greatchainmyass March 9 2010, 19:04:38 UTC
I think Steinman did more to y'ah than give you an extra whale on yer chest...

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