From Eleanor's... err.. Corner

[fightthefamily]

After realizing that I have been quite unfair and horrible to everyone these last two days I have decided something.

Since Sander Cohen has been away for a while, I'm moving into Fleet Hall. But there's a catch to it all.

I never wanted to say this but mother is actually right. While tapping all your ridiculousness and promiscuousness it was wrong

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[1st_protagonist]

Well, I know what creepy abandoned cinema I'm moving into.

*munches popcorn*

[1st_protagonist]

That sounds

lol, why is there whitetext here

awesome.

[objectivismlol]

Just don't invite

LOLOLOLOLOL

Dr. Grossman.

[1st_protagonist]

But he's my other dad...

...just by associating this with similar situations, I'm going to have to assume he has terrible, terrible habits towards animals.

[objectivismlol]

HE IS NOT YOUR FATHER. :U

[1st_protagonist]

I KNOW DADDY I KNOW.

But Hector is my brotha from anotha motha adoptive brother, and that little security cam is his mother, so by associating...

WHEN HE SAYS DADDY IT'S SO DURTYYY. XD

[objectivismlol]

Until I see paperwork, I won't allow it - you are, after all, my biological offspring DON'T GET EXCITED. If you so much as speak of that freak spliced-up pile of beef man, I'll...

Fuck, I can't hit you, you'll like it.

... I'll do something less incestuous and sexy.

THAT IS HOW I FEEL THROUGHOUT ALLLL OF BS2

[1st_protagonist]

Paperwork? Are there lawyers down here? I thought you just fucked fucked up everybody who needed the law.

Unless....

Unless this is all a conspiracy and you WANT me to talk about my father, Dr. What's-his-name Grossman!

Okay, let's do something now. B)

LIKE A PEDOBEAR.

[objectivismlol]

HE IS NOT YOUR FATHER! I DOUBT HE'S EVEN CAPABLE OF SIRING CHILDREN NOW OR EVER. IF ANYTHING, HE'S LYING ABOUT BEING HECTOR'S FATHER TOO.

I'll get the belt...

Re: LIKE A PEDOBEAR.

[1st_protagonist]

WH-WHAT? I THOUGHT HE WAS SUSPICIOUSLY YOUNG BUT I FIGURED IT WAS JUST ANOTHER TESTTUBE BABY DEAL DON'T YELL THAT SO LOUD; HECTOR WILL CRY! D8

Re: LIKE A PEDOBEAR.

[hooched_up]

;3; W-WHAT? HE'S NOT MY PAPITO?

Re: LIKE A PEDOBEAR.

[1st_protagonist]

UM UM

WHAT WHERE DID YOU HEAR THIS ABSURD THING

SILLY BOY GO TO BED

Re: LIKE A PEDOBEAR.

[hooched_up]

I NEED MY PJS AN' A WARM GLASS OF SCOTCH FIRST. AND A KISS ON THE FOREHEAD. ;3;

Re: LIKE A PEDOBEAR.

[1st_protagonist]

I'm sure your FATHER will be happy to oblige you. Because he is such a good FATHER. And he also happens to be your FATHER. c:

Re: LIKE A PEDOBEAR.

[hooched_up]

;n; Everything I know is a lie.

Re: LIKE A PEDOBEAR.

[1st_protagonist]

Well...

...

...vodka?