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From Eleanor's... err.. Corner

Mar 06, 2010 19:11

After realizing that I have been quite unfair and horrible to everyone these last two days I have decided something.

Since Sander Cohen has been away for a while, I'm moving into Fleet Hall. But there's a catch to it all.

I never wanted to say this but mother is actually right. While tapping all your ridiculousness and promiscuousness it was wrong ( Read more... )

no hawks allowed either, crack, gil "peensaurus" alexander, adult programming, ryan-cest, that's a true utopian for you, whathappensinwhitetextstaysinwhitetext, surveillance == porno, eleanor is watching you masturbate, shotalicious, no cameras allowed, bill "pipe-lover" mcdonagh, eleanor "jailbait" lamb, movie timez

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1st_protagonist March 7 2010, 04:05:46 UTC

Well, I know what creepy abandoned cinema I'm moving into.

*munches popcorn*

1st_protagonist March 8 2010, 00:44:00 UTC

*GIGGLES LIKE A LITTLE GIRL*

I mean.

*whimper*

objectivismlol March 8 2010, 01:15:54 UTC

Your ass is going to look like this

( ... )

1st_protagonist March 8 2010, 01:54:29 UTC

umwow should I be happy or scared

Oooh, please daddy yes no~!

how can I make this face I am a grown ass man

objectivismlol March 8 2010, 02:01:58 UTC

What on earth did Fontaine do to you?

>:C

/SMACKSMACK

You're not even legal, shut up.

1st_protagonist March 8 2010, 02:09:22 UTC

Ooh, what are you gonna-- OW HOLY FUCK that hurt more than I thought it would.

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...hehe, do it again

objectivismlol March 8 2010, 02:29:47 UTC

ARE YOU LAUGHING?

1st_protagonist March 8 2010, 02:35:09 UTC

UM. UM.

THOSE WERE JUST.

BREATHY SOBS.

BECAUSE I AM SO SORRY FOR... WHATEVER THAT THING WAS THAT I DID TO DESERVE THIS.

objectivismlol March 8 2010, 02:55:32 UTC

You should probably go back and read this thread to figure that out. You were being a) stupid, and b) winking and nudging in a disturbing manner. Also, c) for enjoying your punishment. Which, by all logic, means I just need to PUNISH YOU MORE.

fightthefamily March 8 2010, 02:58:08 UTC

/quiet beep
/continues filming

Oh Shi- this is going to make me rich, now just waiting for the pants to come off and Andrei to intoduce his 'golf club' to Jack's rear!

1st_protagonist March 8 2010, 04:01:55 UTC

I wasn't winking. I had... something sexy in my eye. I totally was nudging, though.

That crop hurts is for wimps! I was very very bad, you know, I think this situation might call for a golf--

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...did you hear something?

objectivismlol March 8 2010, 04:51:08 UTC

You were elbowing me in the dick.

Now, silence. I'll determine what will and won't go up your--

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... I think I did. It sounded like it was coming from over THERE.

( ... )

1st_protagonist March 8 2010, 21:19:39 UTC

I am a grown manchild and my elbow will go where it pleases.

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...is that a bald eagle? The Lambs have really outdone themselves.

objectivismlol March 8 2010, 21:39:42 UTC

I think someone left the gates at the zoo open. Again.

/nonchalantly adjusts bulge in pants

We must catch it!

1st_protagonist March 8 2010, 23:46:45 UTC

Well, we don't haaave to~

wait you have a zoo down here

objectivismlol March 9 2010, 01:10:20 UTC

Yes, but they left out of the first game, sadly, so you wouldn't remember it. It's not too late to go now though.

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