From Eleanor's... err.. Corner

Mar 06, 2010 19:11



After realizing that I have been quite unfair and horrible to everyone these last two days I have decided something.

Since Sander Cohen has been away for a while, I'm moving into Fleet Hall. But there's a catch to it all.

I never wanted to say this but mother is actually right. While tapping all your ridiculousness and promiscuousness it was wrong ( Read more... )

no hawks allowed either, crack, gil "peensaurus" alexander, adult programming, ryan-cest, that's a true utopian for you, whathappensinwhitetextstaysinwhitetext, surveillance == porno, eleanor is watching you masturbate, shotalicious, no cameras allowed, bill "pipe-lover" mcdonagh, eleanor "jailbait" lamb, movie timez

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1st_protagonist March 7 2010, 04:05:46 UTC
Well, I know what creepy abandoned cinema I'm moving into.

*munches popcorn*

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Re: LIKE A PEDOBEAR. hooched_up March 11 2010, 03:12:10 UTC
[SOB]

[DOWNS BOTTLE]

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

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Re: LIKE A PEDOBEAR. 1st_protagonist March 11 2010, 03:15:23 UTC
*pat pat*

Uh... I'm sure we'll all look back and laugh about this eventually?

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Re: LIKE A PEDOBEAR. hooched_up March 11 2010, 06:54:24 UTC
WHAT THE HELL ABOUT THIS IS FUNNY, GODDAMNIT? WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK ARE YOU?

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Re: LIKE A PEDOBEAR. 1st_protagonist March 11 2010, 21:35:15 UTC
WHAT

UM

...!

SORRY. DB

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fightthefamily March 8 2010, 02:51:08 UTC
/films and puts in movie theater

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fightthefamily March 7 2010, 04:21:53 UTC
Good boy Jack, I'll even give you a cut of the profits of the films you're in.

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1st_protagonist March 7 2010, 04:26:49 UTC
Oh, great, I--

wait, what? >>

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fightthefamily March 7 2010, 04:33:08 UTC
Don't you know, part of the money from the tickets and food sold during any showing you're in, you get 20% of the profit.

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1st_protagonist March 7 2010, 04:51:10 UTC
Weellll... I've done worse things for a couple dollars.

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fightthefamily March 7 2010, 13:40:31 UTC
I know this. :D

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fightthefamily March 7 2010, 04:20:54 UTC
Welcome aboard!

If you want i'll hire you which makes everything half price and you get to wear this shota suave uniform, complete with vest and bow-tie and collar

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1st_protagonist March 7 2010, 04:25:09 UTC
Oh, what a hot adorable cool outfit! I'm sure nothing could go wrong if I wore this leash uniform. :D

...

...Wait, it's not free? Looks like it's back to looting corpses, Jack ol' boy...

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fightthefamily March 7 2010, 04:30:56 UTC
Well, when you think of the money you'll get from the films you're in it works out so you'll be making a little money actually.

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1st_protagonist March 7 2010, 04:32:48 UTC


BRILLIANT.

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fightthefamily March 7 2010, 04:36:30 UTC
Exactly, so now everyone goes home happy. Im promoting the free market and it ends up helping everyone! I've finally acomplised mothers goal for me being a utopian!

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