Sep 03, 2010 22:44
*Walks into a room and looks around*
HELLO?!?
why so many tags?,
"no first name" sullivan,
who are you?,
you don't deserve tags,
tagddiction,
where the fuck did you come from?,
where am i?,
more tags than posts,
jack "dangerously neutral" ryan,
henry "it's numerophilia" ackers,
what is this,
jack "pubes-'stache" ryan,
jack "i just don't give a fuck" ryan,
how do i roleplay,
what is this i don't even,
subject "deltits" delta,
where the hell am i?,
i just wanted to add a tag,
needs moar tags!,
your one tag must be very lonely,
that's enough tags bro,
add tags as you see fit,
tagging ambush,
insert tags here,
how many tags does one man need,
don't you mock my tag deficiency,
andrew "this isn't my job" ryan,
they see me taggin' - they hatin',
what is this even,
why are half the tags about tags,
dr. j.s. "judy" steinman
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Look, reunions are nice and all, but don't hack the vending machines! Do you have any clue how long it takes to get those fixed?
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/gazes imploringly at Sullivan from behind his faceplate. Not that you could tell.
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/stares
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OH PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T FIRE ME! I'LL GET RAPTURE UNDAH CONTROL AND ALL FIXED UP JUST LIKE YOU WANT. I'LL START RIGHT NOW TOO! JUST LET ME KEEP MY JOB! I NEED SOMETHING TA LIVE FOR. YOU SAID I WAS A GOOD WORKER RIGHT? RIGHT?
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Actually I was just saying hello, Mr. Sullivan, but I appreciate your desire to do your job well.
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THANK YOU! I mean it's nice ta know you're doing well. WHAT IF HE'S LYIN'? HOW CAN I KNOW THE TRUTH? I BET HE'S GOING TA TRIM THE BOTTOM LINE OF WORKERS IN HIS OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
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What is your job right now anyway? In most of the security footage I've seen you're writing numbers on surfaces, or scrounging around for ADAM.
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[He says it like it is the most obvious thing in the world, and thinks Sullivan a fool for not guessing it.]
I search for answers, because that's my job.
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Do you have ta do that in front of me? I've witnessed you play slap the salami on the monitors enough for one hundred lifetimes. Quit killing the Little Sisters too. Rapture needs them and the time it takes the Big Sisters ta bring more down here isn't exactly as fast as First Class Mail. I won't even go inta the amount of times you've caused damage ta personal property...
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/casual takes a bite out of a slug
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"I'M A SEXUAL DEGENERATE WHO CAN'T COME TA TERMS WITH HIS EMOTIONS MASTURBATING IN THE CORNER."
*Winces when he sees him bite the slug.*
I hope you picked that up after it fell out of a leaking pipe, if you didn't...
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Stop shouting!
/KICKS HIS SHINS
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Augh! *Looks up at her.* Are you a former little sister? It would explain your lack of social graces.
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I never was a Little Sister!
/kicks him some more
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Ouch! Stop it I'm tryin' ta have a discussion! You must be an orphan then because I've watched you barely spend time with any adults-except for Fitzpatrick and a splicer with an eye patch you keep hurting.
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