Sep 03, 2010 22:44
*Walks into a room and looks around*
HELLO?!?
why so many tags?,
"no first name" sullivan,
who are you?,
you don't deserve tags,
tagddiction,
where the fuck did you come from?,
where am i?,
more tags than posts,
jack "dangerously neutral" ryan,
henry "it's numerophilia" ackers,
what is this,
jack "pubes-'stache" ryan,
jack "i just don't give a fuck" ryan,
how do i roleplay,
what is this i don't even,
subject "deltits" delta,
where the hell am i?,
i just wanted to add a tag,
needs moar tags!,
your one tag must be very lonely,
that's enough tags bro,
add tags as you see fit,
tagging ambush,
insert tags here,
how many tags does one man need,
don't you mock my tag deficiency,
andrew "this isn't my job" ryan,
they see me taggin' - they hatin',
what is this even,
why are half the tags about tags,
dr. j.s. "judy" steinman
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/stares
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OH PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T FIRE ME! I'LL GET RAPTURE UNDAH CONTROL AND ALL FIXED UP JUST LIKE YOU WANT. I'LL START RIGHT NOW TOO! JUST LET ME KEEP MY JOB! I NEED SOMETHING TA LIVE FOR. YOU SAID I WAS A GOOD WORKER RIGHT? RIGHT?
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Actually I was just saying hello, Mr. Sullivan, but I appreciate your desire to do your job well.
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THANK YOU! I mean it's nice ta know you're doing well. WHAT IF HE'S LYIN'? HOW CAN I KNOW THE TRUTH? I BET HE'S GOING TA TRIM THE BOTTOM LINE OF WORKERS IN HIS OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
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So tell me, Mr. Sullivan, what are your latest projects here in Rapture? What have you been achieving?
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I've been locked in a freezer just like one-fifth of Rapture's population. Don't worry! I've been keepin' busy! I have been maintaining the security cameras, keepin' an eye on the feed, arresting some lingering smugglers, and putting them ta work ta fix the hacked vending machines.
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It certainly sounds like you've been working hard. Why do you look so... worried?
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My work is never finished. There's always some camera that needs ta be repaired, a vandal ta be apprehended, or security feed waiting ta be reviewed (Why were cameras installed in the more private areas of Fort Frolic? I could live without seeing some of the things that go on there...).
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/continues to stare at him, but now in a more skeptical way
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You're right Mr. Ryan. I'm one of the few people in Rapture even bothering ta apprehend lawbreakers these days did I just see one out of the corner of my eye?, and the cameras don't fix themselves.
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And what sort of lawbreakers have you apprehended lately?
/lights a cigarette and continues to stare at him in that slightly creepy way
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A couple of vandals, two vending machine hackers, and one barely literate splicer who wrote "ELUHNOR LAM WILL SAVVE US!" on a storefront.
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Very good, very good. I'm particularly fond of your apprehension of the illiterate splicer.
That's certainly the largest worry, here in Rapture. There certainly aren't any would-be assassins, or anyone killing anyone else.
/narrows his eyes
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Good point as always; I need ta keep my job. I'll take a break from arresting those who've committed minor crimes for now and focus on murderers and assassins. It's not easy ta wahk up ta a rampaging nitro splicer and arrest 'em though...
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Surely you have other means at your disposal. Do we not have security bots that can do some of the work for you?
/he offers a cigarette to Sullivan
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There are some security employees left who do help and focus on some sections of Rapture I don't visit much. The security bots are useful, but I wish they were programmed ta have better aim. Too often they damage the objects around 'em when shooting at lawbreakers.
Thank you for the cigarette. I could use one.
*Takes it and lights it before taking a long drag to try and calm his nerves.*
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