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jackfuckingryan September 5 2010, 10:05:34 UTC
GET OUT, I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE.

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insecurity_man September 7 2010, 05:51:09 UTC
*Turns his head away from Jack.*

Do you have ta do that in front of me? I've witnessed you play slap the salami on the monitors enough for one hundred lifetimes. Quit killing the Little Sisters too. Rapture needs them and the time it takes the Big Sisters ta bring more down here isn't exactly as fast as First Class Mail. I won't even go inta the amount of times you've caused damage ta personal property...

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jackfuckingryan September 9 2010, 16:52:45 UTC
Hey, you walked in on me.

/casual takes a bite out of a slug

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insecurity_man September 10 2010, 06:25:24 UTC
I must have missed the giant blinking sign next ta you that says:
"I'M A SEXUAL DEGENERATE WHO CAN'T COME TA TERMS WITH HIS EMOTIONS MASTURBATING IN THE CORNER."

*Winces when he sees him bite the slug.*
I hope you picked that up after it fell out of a leaking pipe, if you didn't...

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HAHAHA jackfuckingryan September 11 2010, 00:23:12 UTC
Must've. Everyone else seems to see it right away.

No, actually, I ripped it out of a little girl.

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