WANTED : NEW PLACE TO STAY

[mmhsocommongood]

I've had it up to here with Persephone.

Sinclair has been eyeing its explosive charges button like a child staring at candy or like Sinclair staring at candy, for that matter and those new cameras all around are giving me a headache.

Do you know why? Because they are set up so poorly, yesterday alone I found three, THREE blind spots where I could

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[urmothergoose]

Fraulein Sofia, do you get enjoyment from wild Indiana Jones adventures?

If you move with me it will be much like adventure in India and children slave mines.

[mmhsocommongood]

As tempting as child labour sounds I have to say that I'm not a big fan of the constant threats of vandalism and the WHORE graffiti - I find that sort of thing turns me off when I watch Rapture's citizens masturbate.

[urmothergoose]

I am sorry to hear that you find constant moving, whip using, snake phobias und Mister Fontaine's ripped face covered in white liquid reading WHORE for a turning off.

Maybe I can find interest in you i-FRAULEIN SOFIA! THERE IS SOMETHING FAST WILDLY TAKING OVER YOUR FACE!

[mmhsocommongood]

Perhaps another time, Doctor.

Hm? Oh, that. I woke up this morning and it was just... there. It must be a side-effect of the glue, but it goes so well with the moustache and emphasises my jaw, so I saw no harm in keeping it.

Not that I think I could easily remove it, even if I wanted to...

[objectivismlol]

I don't recall you being heavy on smoking. I suppose your brief time impersonating me and doing who knows what to my cigar collection left more of a lasting impression than that moustache on your face.

Which-- by the way, did you add a goatee?

[mmhsocommongood]

If your child managed to single-handedly destroy everything you built over years and years within one day you'd go heavier on the Nico-Time too. Oh wait...

Why yes, I did, thank you very much for noticing.

[objectivismlol]

Rub it in, why don't you?

[yerallsinners]

Holy Mother! I ben impatiently waitin' fer this!

I knew this tide would come, so I made ye a special glass bunk in church so th' Family can eyeball ye all tide long!

[mmhsocommongood]

You make a very kind and generous and not in the least bit disturbing offer, Father; however I have already accepted Ms. McClintock's invitation and will be residing with at Fontaine's Home for the Poor in Apollo Square for the time being.

[yerallsinners]

I dasn't like this one bit!

It's where this blondie Irish wi' horrible accent stays. An' what concerns me be that he be blond....an' so be ye.

[mmhsocommongood]

If it is any consolation to you at all, Father, I haven't seen the man around in a long time.

You could almost think he had another place to go to elsewhere...

[greatchainmyass]

I think there's some rooms that have some blood on it in The Fighting McDonagh's Tavern ... but honestly I wouldn't know.

It's not like I've left this freezer

[onesaneman]

....That witch. Rooming in my tavern. Perhaps I can kill her while she sleeps . But not likely.

[mmhsocommongood]

/stares at McDonagh with crazy, bloodshot eyes

I do not sleep. Ever.

[onesaneman]

.....that explains so very, very much about your....unique personality.