WANTED : NEW PLACE TO STAY

Mar 06, 2010 13:01

I've had it up to here with Persephone.

Sinclair has been eyeing its explosive charges button like a child staring at candy or like Sinclair staring at candy, for that matter and those new cameras all around are giving me a headache.

Do you know why? Because they are set up so poorly, yesterday alone I found three, THREE blind spots where I could have been doing God knows what or who and NOBODY would have found out. Mr. McDonagh, I previously held your work in high regards, but now I can see why Andrew won't let you anywhere near his pipes.

This morning however something took the the final straw; when I woke up I found that my beloved hawks had been attacked by a security bot. The parts the bot lost on the scene lead me to believe that the attack didn't go so well for it, nevertheless I do not wish for any of this to happen again. SO

I AM LOOKING FOR A NEW PLACE TO STAY

- MUST BE OKAY WITH HEAVY SMOKING AND DRINKING, PETS (SPECIFICALLY BIRDS WITH CAMERAS) MUST BE ALLOWED, OCEAN VIEW DESIRED, PAYMENT IN MONEY; THERAPY SESSIONS OR SEXUAL FAVORS POSSIBLE

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