Comments | circusofwhores: WANTED : NEW PLACE TO STAY

mmhsocommongood in circusofwhores

WANTED : NEW PLACE TO STAY

Mar 06, 2010 13:01

I've had it up to here with Persephone.

Sinclair has been eyeing its explosive charges button like a child staring at candy or like Sinclair staring at candy, for that matter and those new cameras all around are giving me a headache.

Do you know why? Because they are set up so poorly, yesterday alone I found three, THREE blind spots where I could ( Read more... )

doc hollcroft's one-up miracle elixir, sofia "tits mcgee" lamb, crack, ayn rand(y), rapture wanted ads, stan "the man" poole, pay no attention to the birds, eleanor "jailbait" lamb, bill "pipe-lover" mcdonagh, diane "just a flesh wound" mcclintock, i don't get paid enough for this shit

Leave a comment

Back to all threads

urmothergoose March 6 2010, 20:08:59 UTC

Fraulein Sofia, do you get enjoyment from wild Indiana Jones adventures?

If you move with me it will be much like adventure in India and children slave mines.

mmhsocommongood March 6 2010, 22:14:01 UTC

As tempting as child labour sounds I have to say that I'm not a big fan of the constant threats of vandalism and the WHORE graffiti - I find that sort of thing turns me off when I watch Rapture's citizens masturbate.

urmothergoose March 6 2010, 22:41:15 UTC

I am sorry to hear that you find constant moving, whip using, snake phobias und Mister Fontaine's ripped face covered in white liquid reading WHORE for a turning off.

Maybe I can find interest in you i-FRAULEIN SOFIA! THERE IS SOMETHING FAST WILDLY TAKING OVER YOUR FACE!

mmhsocommongood March 6 2010, 23:13:01 UTC

Perhaps another time, Doctor.

Hm? Oh, that. I woke up this morning and it was just... there. It must be a side-effect of the glue, but it goes so well with the moustache and emphasises my jaw, so I saw no harm in keeping it.

Not that I think I could easily remove it, even if I wanted to...

urmothergoose March 7 2010, 00:07:20 UTC

Why, Fraulein Sofia!

I must say it brings very well your male features of face, something even Colleague Steinman would be envying for.

Does it help grow anything else? My children had only one parent for a long long time.

urmothergoose March 7 2010, 23:10:56 UTC

F-FRAULEIN SOFIA?

( ... )

mmhsocommongood March 7 2010, 23:14:35 UTC

Don't be silly now, Brigid, it's just a little more voluminous than I tho-mmfssmmffh.... mmffgmmh?! MMFHMMMGHHMMFFFFHMM!!!!

/CLAWS AT MOUTH

urmothergoose March 7 2010, 23:32:15 UTC

DO NOT WORRY FRAULEIN SOFIA, I BRING HELP!

( ... )

mmhsocommongood March 7 2010, 23:33:13 UTC

MFFFH FFFFHHH MMFHMGGHMMH?!?!

/RUNS LIKE HELL

fuckyougotmine March 7 2010, 23:38:33 UTC

TENENBAUM! WE NEED TO SHAVE HER BEARD, NOT HARVEST HER IMMORTAL SOUL.

*brandishes garden shears at the grim reaper*

urmothergoose March 7 2010, 23:40:33 UTC

BUT IT IS NOT HARVESTER, IT IS BARBER!

mmhsocommongood March 7 2010, 23:44:56 UTC

MFFH HHGGHHMHMM!

/RUNS INTO DOOR

urmothergoose March 7 2010, 23:49:27 UTC

THAT IS IT. [SLAP]

HOLD STILL WHILE I PUT IT ON YOU. [sits on Sofia]

( ... )

mmhsocommongood March 7 2010, 23:53:14 UTC

.....

urmothergoose March 8 2010, 00:02:51 UTC

( ... )

mmhsocommongood March 8 2010, 00:16:43 UTC

/INHALES

THANK YOU! I thought I was going to die under that horrible, ever-growing bush of h-HHFFFFFHHHFH! HFFFFNGGGGGGHHHH!!!

HHHMMFFHHHHH!!!!

Back to all threads