Comments | circusofwhores: WANTED : NEW PLACE TO STAY

mmhsocommongood in circusofwhores

WANTED : NEW PLACE TO STAY

Mar 06, 2010 13:01

I've had it up to here with Persephone.

Sinclair has been eyeing its explosive charges button like a child staring at candy or like Sinclair staring at candy, for that matter and those new cameras all around are giving me a headache.

Do you know why? Because they are set up so poorly, yesterday alone I found three, THREE blind spots where I could ( Read more... )

doc hollcroft's one-up miracle elixir, sofia "tits mcgee" lamb, crack, ayn rand(y), rapture wanted ads, stan "the man" poole, pay no attention to the birds, eleanor "jailbait" lamb, bill "pipe-lover" mcdonagh, diane "just a flesh wound" mcclintock, i don't get paid enough for this shit

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fuckyougotmine March 6 2010, 12:26:20 UTC

At this point I would be talking to you about rent and tenant agreements, but it's just occured to me that I don't actually have a house. Now, the mystical ether does has a view of any ocean you care to name, but on the other hand, it tends to freak animals out. Like, a lot.

mmhsocommongood March 6 2010, 12:41:52 UTC

That and mystical ether does terrible things to my complexion.

fuckyougotmine March 6 2010, 12:46:58 UTC

Why do you think I spend a fortune on moisturiser? Still, it's better than the alternative; last time I borrowed some from Aphrodite, the extra eyeballs didn't go away for a week.

mmhsocommongood March 6 2010, 18:11:18 UTC

Extra eyeballs? *ponders* I wonder how those would go with my beard...

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floodingisfun March 6 2010, 13:08:59 UTC

How much are ya paying? I might have a spare room, on the understanding that you're not gonna fill my house up with seawater thus murderin' everyone inside.

You are not gonna be paying me in therapy sessions, I tell ya that much.

mmhsocommongood March 6 2010, 16:34:43 UTC

I would never dream of offering therapy sessions as payment in your case. Therapy sessions for you will always be entirely free of charge.

Incidentally, why not tell me more about this fear of people flooding your home? *takes out notepad*

floodingisfun March 6 2010, 16:43:36 UTC

No dice, Doctor Lamb. I've decided that I'm not gonna be intimidated by that notebook any more. You can't scare me with any little bits of paper.

/eeeeeeeeeeyes notepad ._.

:) mmhsocommongood March 6 2010, 16:48:50 UTC

That is wonderful, Stanley! I'm so happy for you finally finding the confidence to stand up to inanimate objects. I feel we are making a lot of progress here. Again, well done!

*scribbles something down*

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Take me with you mother! fightthefamily March 6 2010, 14:45:29 UTC

I still have so much to learn!

and I'm terribly sorry about your hawk. Here's a new one

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Re: Take me with you mother! mmhsocommongood March 6 2010, 16:40:36 UTC

I appreciate your concern, but the hawks are fine. I cannot say the same for their attacker. Nevertheless I will accept your gift. One can never have too many camera hawks and I might even be able to train this particular specimen to wield a machine gun so as to protect the others from future attacks.

As for your wish to accompany me, it is denied. You have done a great deal of damage to the Lamb surveillance business and I will not allow you to live with me until you have cleaned up the mess you made.

I see you have devised a deadly security system for the cameras. That is a good start, but there is still much left for you to do. Until then, good bye.

y-you... you bitch! fightthefamily March 6 2010, 23:15:11 UTC

I don't even know how to go about fixing it. Why do you always have to be so cruel!

Re: y-you... you bitch! mmhsocommongood March 6 2010, 23:24:21 UTC

Why do you always have to be so incompetent?

If you want my help, here is what I suggest you do:

1. Reclaim the cameras. Reposition them well, like I have taught you.
2. Make sure nobody other than you can ever touch them again. Machine guns, laser beams, electricity, rabid clams - there is no such thing as "too much" when it comes to defending your video system
3. Use the recording and broadcasting system wisely. Do not think of your own monetary gain when not broadcasting, think of everyone's gain of love and happiness when you do broadcast their adventures for everyone to see.

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stoodupagain March 6 2010, 16:08:07 UTC

You could always move in with me, dear~ Eleanor's free to come as well.

Eleanor will stay right where she is until she has cleaned up her own mess mmhsocommongood March 6 2010, 16:42:02 UTC

That sounds wonderful! I would love to spend my time with you in... where do you live anyway?

Re: Eleanor will stay right where she is until she has cleaned up her own mess stoodupagain March 6 2010, 18:41:25 UTC

Good question

Well... I've been holed up in the Home for the Poor in Apollo Square. No one else's been around for a while so I've had it to myself.

Re: Eleanor will stay right where she is until she has cleaned up her own mess mmhsocommongood March 6 2010, 19:08:11 UTC

That... that is the one with the high ceiling, the one perfect for nesting!

Diane, my darling, the birds and I will be right over!

While packing I have found some special lingerie I would like to show you while we discuss the details of my rent.

esquirethatis March 6 2010, 18:52:51 UTC

Oh, look at this button I have here.

It's just so innocent. I wonder what'd happen if I pressed it.

mmhsocommongood March 6 2010, 19:04:08 UTC

Normally I would respond by saying that it's probably the button a fat lab rat like you needs to push to get its reward in sugar cubes and that I'm surprised you've kept your hands off it during our conversation so far.

However since I have vowed to be nice to you and watch out for you and the baby I'm only going to tell you that I've already packed my bags and all your button would crush now would be Eleanor's tea party and Mr. McDonagh's poorly planned film set.