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May I have your attention, please?!
Ahem.
In my last post, 0_poseidon_0 left me a link to The Recorded A Cappella Review Board's review of On The Rocks' latest CD...the one I've been pushing on everyone I know for the past few months. I would like to take a moment to quote part of one of the reviews here for all my friends to see.
"Lyle Jacobson is uncharacteristically emotive for collegiate a ( Read more... ) -
"Hey, can you reach my purple bag?" "No, it's actually the farthest thing from me in this car."
"...Why, do you need it?"
I realize I've used that quote before, but Lyle came home yesterday for Father's Day, which meant that our inner nerds busted out and we took advantage of the fact that my dad owns everything Home Depot has ever sold to detail our cars, and in the process, we came across Lyle's former gasbook which contained the ( Read more... ) -
I'm so fucking fabulous I pee glitter!!
This brought a smile to my teeny black heart. -
I dream of the day when chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
It's hilarious quiz time!
97%ALCOHOLIC
60% Geek
I SCORED A 95%
I'm sad I only got a 95% on the Disney Quiz. :-( -
Fake Birthday is Canceled!!
I just wanted to make sure that everyone is aware that Fake Birthday has been postponed for the time being. I have a wicked gnarly cold, which does not lend itself to wanting to leave my apartment.
When I am healed, we will resume finding another date that works for sweet-ass Cosmic Pirate Golf. Wheeeeeee!!
That is all.
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My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm!
Bad news first. Fake Birthday has been postponed indefinitely; at least for the time being.
Good news: I got a job!
Well, sort of. I mean, I have the job, pending a criminal background check and a urinalysis. And seeing as how I've never been arrested, and should have nothing in my urine except for large quantities of Diet Dr. Pepper, I'm ( Read more... ) -
Niki's boobs are LEGENDS! Yeah, they're Sean Connery, and Kerry's are Daniel Craig.
You know what's not fun? Having the garbage disposal sound like it's grinding up a highball glass, and then just stopping altogether. Plus, making a smell like melting plastic. Being a good tenant, who has absolutely no desire to stick my appendages down a garbage disposal in the first place, I called the apartment office and told them about it ( Read more... )
