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"Do you want me to order you a clown?" "A drunk clown hurt me once."
I wish this guy would come to voice-overs for my facial expressions at work. Then the patients and their ridiculous families might realize that look on my face isn't because I can't figure out how to put the plug in the outlet, it's because I can't believe I'm resisting the urge to create the first anally powered IV pole.
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"Laos is a COUNTRY, not a city. I hate everyone!!"
Everyone has that one friend...the one who has never seen any of the original Star Wars movies. At least not in their entirety. The following is what happens when you ask that friend to tell you what they think happens in the movies, and then you animate their answer to show the world.
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Stolen from Nate...
Your result for Reincarnation Placement Exam...
Atlantis
48% Intrigue, 54% Civilization, 69% Humanity, 46% Urbanization.
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"Life is a bitch, because if it was a slut it would be totally easy!"
So...has anyone else ever wondered if it was possible to paint the Mona Lisa in less than one second, using only 1,100 paintballs? ;-) This is why I love Mythbusters. (You can skip ahead to 1:30 or so if you just want to watch the big f-in' paintball extravaganza).
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"He's still just Marky Mark! Feel it, feel it!"
If I had the money to have 47 computers running at once and not worry about the electric bill, I still don't think I'd do this. But then again, perhaps I'm just not cool enough to understand. -
"Why yes, my ass *IS* ultra-rare!"
How freaking fantastic is this?
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