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"do you ever get the feeling that the storys too damn real...
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i cant stop myself...
below are a few of the bulletins that i have posted in an effort to get people to the bout on saturday. you might notice that marketing isnt my calling. at first i was just typing a few things so that i wasnt just posting the flyer. now its crossed a line. what line exactly, im not sure. but i doubt that im turning heads or winning hearts. this is ( Read more... ) -
oh purse wine...
you bastard. the bout was a lot of fun. many of you know the score and people, mainly
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i think my awesome has hit its peak...
maybe its just that ive been drunk for a large portion of my adult life. and while drinking i unwisely think that im way more intersting and attravtive that i really am. but ive been sucking on a whole new level recently. this past week end a friend wanted to go out and drink absinthe with some "high profile"** baltimore folks. insteaad of going ( Read more... ) -
crazy dream alert
derby and sex and car accidents!
i took a nap while wyatt was taking his and morri was learning japanese at camp. it started off kinda ok, i was at my moms place with some family when a niece reuns into the street and is run over by some madman in a wierd tank/car. i run over to see if shes ok. shes not. i run inside to call the police. in the way ( Read more... ) -
i dunno about...
whats going on.
who those people are that moved in downstairs and wether they will be crazy noise stompind and we will have to statr with the passive agressive notes.
if i have the mental fortitude for passive agressive notes.
whats were having for dinner.
a friends new lady, i like EVERYBODY, but she rubs me the wrong way.
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now eat my ass!
theres a tom green skit from the tom green show where he sings some song in some crazy get up, the last line of the song is, "now eat my ass!" at that point he drops to the ground and does some tom green like flailing. that is all i want to do from this day forward.
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andy walks into the kitchen...
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man, shit...i cant work my filter, so youll al have to know..
im done whining.
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