theres a tom green skit from the tom green show where he sings some song in some crazy get up, the last line of the song is, "now eat my ass!" at that point he drops to the ground and does some tom green like flailing.  that is all i want to do from this day forward.

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andy walks into the kitchen...

andy: could you fill up the wrangler, i already ( Read more... )

know what. you cannot be both smarter and prettier than me. its just bad manners. you cant have awesome taste in metal and like julia childs cooking shows. it makes people think youre trying too hard. cant have a motorcycle, cant play the drums, cant be a gymnast, cant be so damned cool!  
STOP FUCKING TALKING TO ANDY!!!!!!!!
i dont know why this ( Read more... )