Right, kiddos. [He appears, in the kitchen, with a friendly grin.] I'm Patrick, you can call me Paddy. I'm like... sorta the responsible one here, I guess. The other adults are plenty responsible and they'll be alright, I promise. But! I'm like... more responsible. I'm the guy in charge of things and all that ( Read more... )

[A female voice with a thick Manchester accent comes on, sounding somewhere between confused and a little frustrated,]

There's a baby hanging around this kitchen, guys. Which is just dangerous. Is it anyone's? I'm looking after it until someone claims him, because you can't just leave little boys lying around like this. I don't even know this kid' ( Read more... )