9. meet mandy.

[christ_onabike]

[A female voice with a thick Manchester accent comes on, sounding somewhere between confused and a little frustrated,]

There's a baby hanging around this kitchen, guys. Which is just dangerous. Is it anyone's? I'm looking after it until someone claims him, because you can't just leave little boys lying around like this. I don't even know this kid'

Comments

[onlyonehugayear]

[In a very high, but bright and cheery voice:] I've taken care of kids before. They're so cuuuuute.

[christ_onabike]

Is this one yours, then?

He is pretty cute, though. Got nothing on my Katie, but he is pretty cute.

[onlyonehugayear]

Nope! I don't have any kids yet. Totally not because I haven't gotten engaged because I have, in case you were wondering, but J.D. already has a kid right now and I get to hang out with little Sam any time that Kim the slutwhore doesn't have him.

[christ_onabike]

'Kim the slutwhore'? Harsh. I'm sure she's got, you know, feelings. I'm sure she fuckin' loves that kid too, so you can be nicer already.

BLAME CATHERINE I am now trolling every female with this guy

[major_west]

Hello there, lovely.

THROUGHLY BLAMED. and she's... not objecting too much.

[christ_onabike]

'Lo there. You got a name to go with the compliments?

ffff none of them had first names :C

[major_west]

My mates mostly called me Clif. Get to know me a little better, and you can call me anything you like.

[christ_onabike]

I'm Mandy and I'll stick to Clif, ta.

And why would I want to know you a little better, mate?