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[chomsky_sauron]

hello.
according to her, I will soon be one year old. hmm. what to say, on such an occasion as this? I guess I could tell you what I've been up to

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[homosuperior]

YAY!!!

[chomsky_sauron]

HURRAH!!! OOMPAH LOOMPAH!

[homosuperior]

DOOMPAHDEDEEEEEEE!!! If you are wise you'll listen to me. Have some candy.

[chomsky_sauron]

OOMPAH LOOMPAHS FRIGHTEN ME.
*takes candy* *does a happy candy dance* soup=good!

[ladyeowyn]

O_O

[chomsky_sauron]

;9

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[ladyeowyn]

...hi! Nice...bomb, sweetie.

[chomsky_sauron]

HI!!! isn't it?! i built it inside the body of a dead dog, so no one will suspect me when I carry it around!

[minimelkie]

That is a very shiny mushroom cloud. :D

[chomsky_sauron]

hehehe. yes it isss! i like shiny things. ;D

[minimelkie]

either you are shiny. or spiralling drug addiction has made your skin transparent and I can see the light bouncing off your skull.

very shiny. :D

[chomsky_sauron]

wow, thanks! actually, i don't have a skull. i sold it to some goth kid in exchange for a pack of cigarettes a couple months ago. maybe the shinyness is coming from the batteries i ate the other day... anyway, thank you! you're kinda cute yerself... *wink wink nudge nudge* ;D

[eomer_of_rohan]

Oh, ah, my favorite, uh, niece. Sorta. Thing. *gives Grima a Grima pinyata and runs*

((YAY!!!))

[chomsky_sauron]

EEEEE HI! nice hat. *snicker*
*beheads fake grima and shoves head up his... hehehheeh.*

[lothiriel]

Oooh, my favourite niece by marriage!

And I see you've met your cousin Damien!

Want to beat up Aunty Lothy's brother Elphir?

*donates lunatic spare Dol Amroth royal*

[chomsky_sauron]

HI HI HELLOOOOO HI!!!!!!
heheheh yeah i met him... he's kinda cute... hehheeeeee! :D
I don't know if I can beat anyone up... most of the time all I can do is bitch about how much my life sucks and smoke pot... not much else. but maybe if I ate a couple of those power bar things, I could find the strength to get off my ass... yeah!
*drools*