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[chomsky_sauron]

hello.
according to her, I will soon be one year old. hmm. what to say, on such an occasion as this? I guess I could tell you what I've been up to

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[ladyeowyn]

O_O

[chomsky_sauron]

;9

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[ladyeowyn]

...hi! Nice...bomb, sweetie.

[chomsky_sauron]

HI!!! isn't it?! i built it inside the body of a dead dog, so no one will suspect me when I carry it around!

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[ladyeowyn]

I hope the dog doesn't make your pretty clothes smell, angel! Have you been good lately? Don't lie if you've killed someone. I always find out. Remember the milkman?

[chomsky_sauron]

don't be silly, mommy! i don't wear any clothes! hee! i have been a very good girl. i haven't killed anyone recently... i swear! and as for the milkman, HE ASKED FOR IT. wasn't it funny when i poked those ice tongs through his eyeballs?!

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[ladyeowyn]

Yes. Ironically, milk came out of my nose. No. Killing people is very bad, unless they are oppressive members of the patriarchy/Grima. Have you seen your father lately?

[chomsky_sauron]

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! I CAN KILL WHO I WANT! I AM GONNA RUN AWAY! ....oh, wait. got a little carried away there. heh!
no, I haven't seen him... he might have been that guy i saw in the park who was wearing a tea kettle over his head and yelling about how we are all going to die, but since i didn't see his face, I can't be sure....

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[ladyeowyn]

That sounds like him. I hope he hasn't started watching X-Files reruns again.

[chomsky_sauron]

uh-oh. if it was him... I SAW HIM PINCH SOME LADY'S ASS! OOOOH HOO HOO DADDY'S IN THE DOGHOUSE NOW!

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[ladyeowyn]

It's ok. I'm banging the queen of Gondor.