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hello.
according to her, I will soon be one year old. hmm. what to say, on such an occasion as this? I guess I could tell you what I've been up to...
I spend most of my time in a haze... it's probably all the heroin and the glue... but I mean, what else can I do? I piss my pants every 2 hours and I eat any small animals I can catch. usually it's just pigeons and pet gerbils. people give me money sometimes, because they feel bad for me. they usually take it back after I tell them to go fuck themselves, though. but I try to keep busy. here is my latest project:
now all I need to do is find out where that sonofabitch bobo lives.
anyway, when I'm not running from the goddamn social workers, life is good.
aw, fuck it. I'm gonna go rob a 7-11.
according to her, I will soon be one year old. hmm. what to say, on such an occasion as this? I guess I could tell you what I've been up to...
I spend most of my time in a haze... it's probably all the heroin and the glue... but I mean, what else can I do? I piss my pants every 2 hours and I eat any small animals I can catch. usually it's just pigeons and pet gerbils. people give me money sometimes, because they feel bad for me. they usually take it back after I tell them to go fuck themselves, though. but I try to keep busy. here is my latest project:
now all I need to do is find out where that sonofabitch bobo lives.
anyway, when I'm not running from the goddamn social workers, life is good.
aw, fuck it. I'm gonna go rob a 7-11.