This post and subsequent return to the destruction of live journal is dedicated to my queen skee who has through persistant effort has convinced me to return to my calling. First and foremost I must begin by explaining my whereabouts in the last year, which has been a rocky and unstable one at that. Basically Ive been wandering, as drifters tend to ( Read more... )

Something of grave importance has just been brought to my attenton, which requires immediate resolution. I have recently learned that one of my most fanatical disciples has turned her back on my queen. Needless to say, this will not stand. Firstly, I must explain the heresy my queen has endured. Recently lj user skimble aka suzanne wiley has ( Read more... )

As I know you have been anxiously anicipating my next post, I promise not to disappoint. New and exciting experiences and revelations have come to me since my last post. First and foremost I would like to take this oppotunity to indulge you with an idea I have been conjuring for quite some time now. I am of the philosophy that people are cattle and ( Read more... )

Woe to you my Princess, when I come, I will kiss you quite red and feed you till you are plump. And if you are forward, you shall see who is the stronger, a gentle little girl who doesn't eat enough or a big wild man who has cocaine in his body."
-- Sigmund Freud

I just thought I'd throw this in there. New post coming soon!

The rumors you have heard are true. I am not joining the service. I was convinced by my closest friends and family to stay due to the fact that I am such a valued entity. But it has not been easy to evade the government agents. This morning as I was walking out of my house to smoke a cigarette with my associate "ice" I was suprised to see three ( Read more... )

Again, I must apologize to my devoted following for taking so long to post, I have been extremely busy. But today my friends I am unveiling a plan that will rid the world of all who stand against us! I propose that we capture Jon Bon Jovi! I have spent the better part of a year orchestrating this plan Code Named " Operation Wanted Dead or Alive" ( Read more... )

After an evening filled with self love and animal mutilation I have decided I need to live a legacy. I've noticed that some of my best ideas come mid-spanking or while I'm taking a shit. Im not sure why but that is, but at this point it's irrelevant.Too many people live meaningless lives and die from old age or some chronic illness. I have decided ( Read more... )

Firstly I must apologize to my fans for taking so long to write another post. These last few days have been particularly hectic and draining, yet not without good news. After countless hours of persuasion, my slut mother agreed to adopt a small family of Vietnemese children who will serve as my slaves. I know it's not the Ethiopian child I had been ( Read more... )

To be perfectly honest there is no reason for this picture in my post other than the pure shock value and doesn't shitgirl bear a striking resemblance to leathergoddess? just a thought, i wonder whatever happened to that bitch- chizzo


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Sorry to disappoint those who wish my demise but I am not dead.Yet. After my last post when I had consumed more drugs than I would have thought possible,I was found by my slut mother(IHATEYOUMOM) half dead, in her powder room. I was then thrown into her ford minivan and rushed into the emergency room. That is when I lost consciousness so the rest ( Read more... )