Sincere Opologies

Feb 28, 2004 02:23

Firstly I must apologize to my fans for taking so long to write another post. These last few days have been particularly hectic and draining, yet not without good news. After countless hours of persuasion, my slut mother agreed to adopt a small family of Vietnemese children who will serve as my slaves. I know it's not the Ethiopian child I had been promised but my coke induced mother has a large place in her heart ( or her gaping vagina ) for black people. Now instead of having one nigger I have three chinks. However we are forbidden from calling them slaves as having slaves is illegal, I have decided instead to call them my "special friends". I have aquired a picture of them and without further ado I present you with the blackhmong kids. The one on the left is Chip, the middle one is Mulan and the small one on the right is little Jackie Chan. I must go buy a cattle prod now in the event they know kung fo.Until next time, I bid you adieu.-chizzo

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