With bonus picture

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1094977/Gay-penguins-expelled-zoo-colony-stealing-eggs-given-look-following-animal-rights-protest.html

http://consumerist.com/5085946/why-are-people-finding-dayquil-inside-smarties-candy

I apologize for the writer not knowing there are different Smarties in Canada. Obviously not a DS fan. :-)

So I'm killing time watching Kate & Allie on netflix, and I come across this:

The Landlady: (1984)

When their landlady finds out that there are two families living in Kate's household, she promptly raises the rent ... prompting Kate and Allie to pretend they're lesbian lovers so they'll qualify as one family.

Huh. Really? In 1984, you had to pretend ( Read more... )

Rahm Emanuel as Chief of Staff? Seriously?

BRILLIANT!

Obama, Rahm, and Jon Stewart are my fantasy threesome. I don't even need them to have sex. They just need to sit there and talk.

**gets even MORE excited about voting!**

http://consumerist.com/5063117/video-credit-crisis-as-antarctic-expedition

NPR's marketplace describes the credit crisis as an antarctic expedition; or an expedition for the Hand of Franklin. You know, potato, potahto.  (stupid underline won't go away)

Am I the only one watching this Lifetime movie? With Callum and Hugh? Which, for those who are so talented, has Callum saying the above, which would be an awesome sound byte to have on my computer ( Read more... )

http://www.cracked.com/article_16554_5-most-baffling-sex-scenes-in-history-fanfiction.html

Because you should. Love the accompanying photoshop.

I know, I owe comments. I'm getting there, really. *thinks of using schoolwork as an excuse....and fails*

he gave a speech about 30 minutes away from my house.

Seriously, I loved him before, but now I want to have his babies.

The thing was supposed to start at 10:30, and we waited in the sun with no DRINKS (thanks, security guys!) for, hmmmm....when did he start talking? Oh yeah. 1:30. People were passing out, and finally, around 1, they drove in golf ( Read more... )

So, I wanted to take one last little trip while I still live in Asia.  I could go on ff miles to China, see the great wall, shop,--excellent ( Read more... )

It occurs to me that tomorrow is June 1. (in my time zone, at least ( Read more... )