I had a terrible sleep last night. I couldn't get comfy, kept waking up all night, and had trouble getting to sleep because right before we snuggled down to sleep Eddie bitched because I'd only applied to one place online yesterday. Why did I only apply to one?

• I can't get into hospital work because they want someone more experienced than my 6 ( Read more... )

It's only Wednesday, and already it's been a long week ( Read more... )

I got snarky and decided that after the first bunch of emails from people who didn't understand my pickup time restrictions on the sewing machine, I fired off a somewhat cranky email to the list.
Perhaps I wasn't clear in the first email.

The sewing machine is only available between now and 3pm, or next week, also in the afternoons. It is not ( Read more... )

Last night, a little after 8pm, ','caption', 'My fantastic husband' );">Eddie are and I are snuggled on the couch watching Survivor when we hear a knock on the door. Knowing it can only be the little man upstairs, I grab ','caption', 'Our not-so-little sable ferret girl' );">Pickle and ','caption', 'My fantastic husband' );">Eddie takes the gate ( Read more... )

What the fuck? Yahoo randomly decided to delete the profile/ID that I’ve been using for roughly 6 years. No email, no notification of any sort, and I logged in without a problem yesterday afternoon while at school and updated my stupid My Yahoo page so I could read some RSS feeds from class. Fucking Christ, it’s not like I was posting nudes in a ( Read more... )

…. And in another episode of everyone’s favorite show, OMGWTF You’re Retarded, another post regarding pregnancy:

Where was ejaculation(in vagina, in condom, pulled-out)? Okay, my partner and I didn’t have intercourse but I’m afraid that while he fingered me he might’ve had pre-cum or cum on his fingers.

Head, meet keyboard.

*bang*

shit like this ( Read more... )

Found on a pregnancy-related Livejournal community tonight:

Is there anything else that makes you think you’re pregnant? This is kind of weird, buut, some semen got on my hand, I washed my hand with soap and water, ten minutes later my hand came in contact with my vagina. Also, I have been having crazy stomach aches and feel really pukey, but ( Read more... )

It’s a boring day, and I’ve done very little. Sounds just like last weekend, eh?

','caption', 'My fantastic husband' );">Eddie and I had a fight this morning because he stumbled a bit on the floor, making some sort of noise, and I asked if he was ok. He shot off his mouth about how unless he was yelling, he was fine, which he says now and then ( Read more... )

Dear government,

We know you have a weather controlling machine. Don’t try to deny it. I don’t care what you’re using it for, or how many of my tax dollars went into its creation, but I do have one small favor to ask:

Please stop fucking with our weather.

You see, it’s January. According to my calendar, it’s been Winter for nearly a month now, ( Read more... )

Watching the news, and apparently local parents are up in arms about social networking sites like MySpace and how every pedophile on the web is logging on to look at their kids. Every time they do a report like that I need to restrain myself from throwing whatever is in my hands at the TV screen because I just can’t stand the constant expectation ( Read more... )