An hour or so after I made my last post the detectives showed up, and we discussed what was taken, how they got in, and our theories about the Baby Phat bitch at the door yesterday morning. Apparently there's been a few robberies in the area with a female suspect, so I get to go down to the police department tomorrow morning and look through their ( Read more... )

From the local Freecycle list:
"hi my name is danny i am looking for any kind of ipod does not matter what kind or how old my sons brithday is at the end of the month and he wants and ipod i would love to get him one but i can't afford one if anyone has one they do not use and could spear to part with it would help a good cause and make one little ( Read more... )

So the other day at work I picked up a bottle of blonde dye so that I could do my hair. I set my alarm this morning in hopes that I'd be up and doing it early enough in the day and that when Eddie gets home at 1:30pm I'm completely redheaded again. I open the box this morning, and there's no lightener shit - there's the applicator bottle and the ( Read more... )

So I go outside to eat my lunch today, and hop into the car to enjoy my usual snack of Chex mix. I sit down, put the key in so I can listen to some tunes, and get nothing. Now, I'm already in a somewhat pissy mood because of the idiots we've been dealing with at work all morning and my anxiety is running high this week because I've worked almost ( Read more... )

Found this gem on the Providence Craigslist in the "wanted" section. She's not asking for much, is she?
"Hi! I am a home owner looking for help fixing my house. I have no money (the mortgage is all I can handle), so if you are planning on charging me, please do not waste your time or mine.

Here is a list of what I am in need of:

• Gas grill.
• Hook ( Read more... )

Reading some of my usual haunts today, I came across this link, regarding "adults only" weddings and receptions. The author explains that she's noticed a growing trend among people who plan their weddings and don't invite the children of those people they invite.
I love weddings. What could be more fun than a chance to witness the union of two ( Read more... )

Robin recently made a post about how according to the fine folks over here, us childfree people are "stunted souls". Hmm. I was unaware that the fact that I choose not to have children - and yes, having children is a choice, not a requirement in life - had any bearing on my soul. I thought that I was just being smart enough to know better than ( Read more... )

If it weren't for the fact that I'm not wearing pants and have no intention of putting some on, I'd go outside and offer the girls 2 houses away $5 to shut the fuck up already. For the last hour they've done nothing but shout "LEMONADE!" at the tops of their lungs, regardless of whether or not there's anyone driving/walking past to buy it.

Another blogger bites the dust after being fired for her blog. There's no reason given for why she was fired, but speculation on a Metafilter discussion about it is that it seems like many of the blog's postings were done during normal work hours, since there's really nothing work-related as far as anyone can tell, and that her employer probably ( Read more... )

We get it. There are people on the internet who are willing to fuck your 14-year-old daughter. There’s also people out there willing to fuck your 14-year-old son. Do we really need what seems like a damned near weekly series on catching these asshats? I don’t think I’d be as annoyed with the shows if it weren’t for the fact that they dwell ( Read more... )