For dancingjadedrag for her (slightly belated) birthday. I tried to get the porn mojo going, but it refused to work. Apologies. You get future!fic instead.

Title: Beauty Lies Within
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13 for violence.
Summary: Zoro/Sanji, future!fic. One last fight.

( You can't save me, I can't save you. )

Not dead yet, and actually doing a bit better lately. Hopefully it's a trend y/n?

Someday, I will stop using so many extended metaphors of FAIL, because I'm sure everyone's quite sick of them by now.

Title: Arachnophobia
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: Sanji/Zoro, Sanji/Robin. Random drabble written for jadeprince a ( Read more... )

Happy birthday, fffshuuu!

Title: Jealousy Is Brutal
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: Metal!verse AU, Johnny/Yosaku and bonus Sanji/Zoro. A 100% Tiff-approved sequel to Failing Is Brutal. Jail is totally unmetal.

( In which Johnny fails and wins at the same time. )

Man, my dreams have been odd lately. Two nights ago, I had a dream where I had a surgical procedure that involved my head being sawed completely in half, anatomical-model-style, and zipped back together. After the surgery, I got mad at tarvosio for no reason and screamed a lot of really mean things at him, and then realized I was so pissed because I hadn ( Read more... )

Title: Today's vegetable is fried spicy eggplant.
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: R.
Summary: Ace/Sanji. This restaurant does not accept personal checks, sir. Do you have another form of payment?

( In which Ace learns a vital lesson. )

I lived through Family Bonding Weekend(tm), better known as my Grandfather's 85th birthday. I actually would have preferred it if I'd just gotten to go out with my mother and my grandfather (like I did tonight) instead of having to deal with forty members of my very large, very LOUD family all at once for the first time in over a year. OTL. Such ( Read more... )

Title: Love Story
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG.
Summary: Usopp/Kaya, slight, nebulous Sanji ~~> Usopp. Sanji tries too hard; that's his problem, really.

( In which Usopp wins and doesn't even realize it. )

Happy Birthday, Smoker. Happy Pi Day, everyone else.

Title: Let Them Eat Cake
Series: One Piece.
One Piece: Not mine.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: Smoker/Zeff (HOLY SHIT YES THE PAIRING THAT ATE MANHATTAN IS BACK), Wayback Machine funtimes. Smoker turns eighteen and receives several unexpected presents. Bonus Nezumi pwnage.

( In which there is unviolated pastry. Unviolated for now, anyway. )

So, I was reading an article on how NASA is too poor to save us from going out like the dinosaurs"These are asteroids that are bigger than 460 feet in diameter - slightly smaller than the Superdome in New Orleans. They are a threat even if they don't hit Earth because if they explode while close enough - an event caused by heating in both the rock ( Read more... )

( Spoilery DF thoughts. )